Dads Being Dads

Overly long house stories. Don’t lick the pole. Drinking bathwater. Unicorn blood horrors. Irrational fears. Rodeo in the back yard. Read your face off. Nerf Man.

Selling snow. Deep encompassing cracks. Vacation videos. February vacation recap. Snowshoe fun. Privacy and kid’s lives in the CLOUD. Ski slope safety plans. Unplugged family time. Book talk. Kids sports and court manners.

Don’t go to Florida…at all. Traveling, packing and vacation strategies. Air travel is for the birds and people without kids. Positive Baiting. Talking big numbers and abstract thinking. Love thy Abacus. The Slap. Discipline through submission holds. Dad slaps the other dad.  

Snowdayze tactics, tips and commentary. No service for you. How to walk on snow. Punk or Emo? Screen time talk. Video games are great for your brain. Valentines day hate.

Dadism in Super Bowl commercials. Dissection of morbid commercial. Cats in the cradle. Meninists. Glitter news. Fecal Crossbeam. Mess stress. Shameful Dad moments of the week. Breakfast slowdown. More gross stories. Snow safety tips.

Welcome Jason Fitzgerald superfan now co-host! Why we stopped? Giant snow storm proves not that interesting. Elf on the f*^#^ng Shelf. Christmas lies perpetuate. Caring is wearing…. off. No to everything. GMO Mosquitoes. Slediquette revisited. Sled recommendations. Sterile insect technique LL Bean Sled Bradley Sled Bees Knees Hammerhead Sled    

Bruder trucks rock! NO PERSONAL EXPRESSION ALLOWED. How much probing is the right amount of probing? Hipster Pope. Mouse and House tails. No Rush Randy. Lego Land reviewed. Star crossed dads.  

Movember! Date night is important for couples with kids. Bathroom door etiquette. How to unlearn pooping in diapers? Mystery house smells. Mr. Money Mustache. Disposing of Disposable thinking. Congrats to new dad Casey and family from atp.fm on their new little dude! BMX gender issues.

Year in review. Halloween! Back to birthday reviews. Voting in town. Brush and floss your kids teeth.. or else! Post Halloween candy cleanup tips. Siri freaks us the heck out. Bloated and flatulent since Halloween. Small talk drives Randy crazy.

Leading with milestones. Coach Randy debut. Josie can ride her bike! Potty training adventures. Less lethal social gatherings. Fun on the pump track. Precursors to “The Talk”. KAAAHHNNNN! Academy..  awesome.  

Knock knock… Lungs not at capacity. Domain name tirade.  Apologies to non tech nerds. Yoga pants kickstarter. Spray and pray potty time. Teaching kids how to drive.  (or not too). Ketchup Corpse. Toy car racing for adults. Kids break limbs.  Its scary for parents.

How to approach sharing. On board the glitter train. Sympathy beards. Manipulative children. How to yell with maximum effect. Single parents… we salute you. Sugar Ants! A balanced scale for America! Movies, bikes, and kids of all sizes.

Dark thoughts at late hours. Hobo Juice Finale. Dads tend bar… or not. Spending time wisely. Dryer repairs can be fun! Disposably inclined vs Yankee thriftish. Be Gentle, not Mental. A dad alone. Repaint the bike. Balance bike revisited.

The Separation. Musical beds. Why do people go to church? Cheer leaders and belly buttons. Wieners, technology, and boobies. Washers and Driers. Lunch at the prison. Shiv of the month club. Willfully not listening.

Little sleepers status. Homework begins! Everyone is Dude. Imparting the vowels. The Gauntlet part 2. DBD helps yet another listener. (maybe). Pinch and Run. BRING THE STROLLER! How to decide to have more kids?  We have no idea. Does anyone read these notes?  twit @cotroneochris if you do!

Lack of borders yields troublesome roommates. Outsourced bedtime comes to an end. No more hitting for little Alex. Peanuts make for superb radio. Chris and Randy help a listener. How to REALLY help new parents. Never stop scrubbing the toilets. Parent teach night.. now with Comic SANS! No More Hitting for Little Hamster

Bike only in bike shorts. Should a 6 year old have sleepovers? Chocolate brownies and Cocaine chasers. Biting is back. Co sleeping tales. White noise FTW. Outsourced potty training. iStick version 1.0!!!! Lock down training. Lawnmower zombies.  

How to drink cheap like a hobo. Happy being simple. 100 year old trash pit. Don’t send your nudes into the cloud. Who’s girlfriend is that? How to wait in line. Minecraft! Kids do NOT raise themselves. They go feral.

Voicemail. Time with Tweenagers. Irregular beaches. Appropriate clothing Terrible song lyrics Dirty socks vs pants magic Talking about “the talk”  

Boys spring the cribs. The 3-4 year sweet spot. Cathedral Cribs. Glitter history (and more complaining). Tech worker ratio Inequality? Water is the next oil. PookieCat Pedal cars.