Megadumbcast

In which we discuss the dumbest thing about the introduction of a magical new friend -- Sarah -- on page 199 in "The Crucible of God" scenario from Gehenna, the end times scenario book for Vampire: the Masquerade. Music from #Uppbeat https://uppbeat.io/t/yeti-music/santiago License code: GBYTHVGOTTTSLLCK

In which, in place of the spoilers on page 198 of Gehenna, we discuss one of the end times scenarios in the Mage: the Ascension scenario book Ascension. This episode's theme music is "Phantom from Space" by Kevin MacLeod, whose work you can find at incompetech.com.

In which we discuss the dumbest thing about the wholly inexplicable rise and fall of the Lasombra Antedeluvian on page 197 in "The Crucible of God" scenario from Gehenna, the end times scenario book for Vampire: the Masquerade. Music from #Uppbeat https://uppbeat.io/t/yeti-music/santiago License code: GBYTHVGOTTTSLLCK

In which we discuss the dumbest thing about the capture of Dr. Reage and the downfall of Malkav as described on page 196 in "The Crucible of God" scenario from Gehenna, the end times scenario book for Vampire: the Masquerade. Music from #Uppbeat https://uppbeat.io/t/yeti-music/santiago License code: GBYTHVGOTTTSLLCK

In which we discuss all the exposition that Dr. Netchurch provides to Vampire Drama Club (and the dumbest thing about how he's supposed to have learned it) on page 195 in "The Crucible of God" scenario from Gehenna, the end times scenario book for Vampire: the Masquerade. Music from #Uppbeat https://uppbeat.io/t/yeti-music/santiago License code: GBYTHVGOTTTSLLCK

In which we discuss the dumbest thing about the Reign of Malkav and a surprise appearance by Dr. Netchurch as described on page 194 in "The Crucible of God" scenario from Gehenna, the end times scenario book for Vampire: the Masquerade. Music from #Uppbeat https://uppbeat.io/t/yeti-music/santiago License code: GBYTHVGOTTTSLLCK

In which we discuss the dumbest thing about the cure for vampirism described on page 193 in "The Crucible of God" scenario from Gehenna, the end times scenario book for Vampire: the Masquerade. Music from #Uppbeat https://uppbeat.io/t/yeti-music/santiago License code: GBYTHVGOTTTSLLCK

In which we discuss the dumbest thing about the unlikely possibility of the player characters dropping their unlives and becoming servants of Haqim for a few months, as described on page 192 in "The Crucible of God" scenario from Gehenna, the end times scenario book for Vampire: the Masquerade. Music from #Uppbeat https://uppbeat.io/t/yeti-music/santiago License code: GBYTHVGOTTTSLLCK

In which we discuss the dumbest thing about the rise and immediate, off-screen fall of Haqim, the Assamite Antediluvian, as described on page 191 in "The Crucible of God" scenario from Gehenna, the end times scenario book for Vampire: the Masquerade. Music from #Uppbeat https://uppbeat.io/t/yeti-music/santiago License code: GBYTHVGOTTTSLLCK

In which we discuss the dumbest thing about the pathetic portrayal of the Nosferatu Antediluvian on page 190 in "The Crucible of God" scenario from Gehenna, the end times scenario book for Vampire: the Masquerade. Music from #Uppbeat https://uppbeat.io/t/yeti-music/santiago License code: GBYTHVGOTTTSLLCK

In which we discuss the dumbest thing about Absimiliard's plan to devour the player characters as described on page 189 in "The Crucible of God" scenario from Gehenna, the end times scenario book for Vampire: the Masquerade. Music from #Uppbeat https://uppbeat.io/t/yeti-music/santiago License code: GBYTHVGOTTTSLLCK

In which I discuss the (tiny) dumbest thing about the STATS FOR GODZILLA that appear on page 188 in "The Crucible of God" scenario from Gehenna, the end times scenario book for Vampire: the Masquerade. Music from #Uppbeat https://uppbeat.io/t/yeti-music/santiago License code: GBYTHVGOTTTSLLCK

In which we discuss the dumbest thing about the rise of a new threat to Vampire Drama Club described on page 187 in "The Crucible of God" scenario from Gehenna, the end times scenario book for Vampire: the Masquerade. Music from #Uppbeat https://uppbeat.io/t/yeti-music/santiago License code: GBYTHVGOTTTSLLCK

In which we discuss the dumbest thing about the MO of a new American folk villain, as described on page 186 in "The Crucible of God" scenario from Gehenna, the end times scenario book for Vampire: the Masquerade. Music from #Uppbeat https://uppbeat.io/t/yeti-music/santiago License code: GBYTHVGOTTTSLLCK

In which we discuss the dumbest thing about the dramatic tentacle monster set-piece that happens across the country from the player characters on page 185 in "The Crucible of God" scenario from Gehenna, the end times scenario book for Vampire: the Masquerade. Music from #Uppbeat https://uppbeat.io/t/yeti-music/santiago License code: GBYTHVGOTTTSLLCK

In which, in lieu of discussing the spoilers on page 184 of Gehenna, we go In Search For... the remnants of the lizard-people who preceded humanity as Earth's dominant civilization. Along the way, I summarize what the werewolves and other shifters are up to during the apocalypse, by taking a look at one of the Werewolf: the Apocalypse end times scenarios, "Ragnarok," presented in the scenario book Apocalypse. This episode's theme music is "Phantom from Space" by Kevin MacLeod, whose work you can find at incompetech.com.

In which we discuss the dumbest thing about the bustling, post-apocalyptic trade in vampire babies discussed on page 183 in "The Crucible of God" scenario from Gehenna, the end times scenario book for Vampire: the Masquerade. Music from #Uppbeat https://uppbeat.io/t/yeti-music/santiago License code: GBYTHVGOTTTSLLCK

In which we discuss the dumbest thing about the Empire of Blood's grim economy, as described on page 182 of "The Crucible of God" scenario from Gehenna, the end times scenario book for Vampire: the Masquerade. Music from #Uppbeat https://uppbeat.io/t/yeti-music/santiago License code: GBYTHVGOTTTSLLCK

In which we discuss the dumbest thing about the procedure for player character getting possessed by Antediluvians, as described on page 181 of "The Crucible of God" scenario from Gehenna, the end times scenario book for Vampire: the Masquerade. Music from #Uppbeat https://uppbeat.io/t/yeti-music/santiago License code: GBYTHVGOTTTSLLCK

In which we discuss the dumbest thing about the antediluvians' psychic assault on their progeny and player characters' resistance thereto, as described on page 180 of "The Crucible of God" scenario from Gehenna, the end times scenario book for Vampire: the Masquerade. Music from #Uppbeat https://uppbeat.io/t/yeti-music/santiago License code: GBYTHVGOTTTSLLCK