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Moron of the Day!   https://www.newsweek.com/iowa-woman-drove-police-station-asked-officers-test-her-methamphetamine-coronavirus-cops-say-1497204     Today on Morons in the news:    More vodka for housework.   Can you please test my Meth?   Hit and run.... and tied to the pole.      That's a surprise in the Easter egg.

We’re Just Monkeys. Lobster Donations. Songs Wedding DJs Hate to Play. Morons in the News. Distance Learning Outtakes. Guinness Book of Word Records. Karthik’s America. Losing Half Your Income. Talkback Callers. Healthcare Hero Contest. Can You Believe This S***? Red Socks Organist is Still Playing Every Day. Small Plates. Why Do Dogs Circle When They Poop? Deep Sea Dives.

Today's Moron of the Day!   https://apple.news/AYhZMGYDuStuJsjg__jfZiA       Today's Morons.... There's no licking at the grocery store!     Keep the tongue in your mouth.         Text "Moron" to 888-262-7437 and we'll send it right to you phone!

Blow the Stink Off That Kid Tips to Keep the Wife Happy. The Toy You Played with as a Kid. Morons in the News. Drop Kick the Bear. The Reasons She Likes Me. The People’s Movie Critic: “Little Women” Charles Gets Hired for Good Attitude. Frank’s Walking the Plank of Anger. Bob’s Been Put on Point. If Your Dog is Guilt Tripping You. The Loneliest Jobs. Is Your Man a Keeper? Weirdest Attractions in America.

Flowbee. Bob’s Dumb & Dumber Haircut. National Name Yourself Day. Morons in the News. It’s Good for Bob’s Brain! I’m My Parents Geek Squad. The People’s Movie Critic: “Tiger King” Lamar’s Connection to Joe Exotic. Talkback Callers. Can You Believe This S***? Teen Pilot Helping Hospitals. Rick is Quarantined Alone. Things to Stop Doing in Grocery Stores. Tom Hanks Can’t Make a Mistake. Working from Home.

If you have not at least heard of the Tiger King, then I can only hope this transmission is getting to you in your underground bunker. At this point Tiger King not ringing a bell is the least of your worries. You are really going to be bummed out to find out Corona no longer means chips, salsa, and a beer with a lime stuck in the bottle. Honestly if you do get this transmission, don’t worry about it, you’re probably better off than the rest of us. You probably have toilet paper!   For the rest of us watching the Tiger King and talking about it is therapeutic in these challenging times. It could be worse you could be Carole Baskins missing spouse. For those of you who have no idea what I’m talking about, Tiger King is a docuseries about a zoo in Oklahoma that specializes in big cats. It is ran by a man who calls himself Joe Exotic. Whatever over the top person that name brings to your mind, you need to double, no triple whatever craziness you are thinking. His zoo holds over 200 big cats among other exotic ani

Today’s Moron of the Day!   https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/tasneemnashrulla/mayor-wife-violate-stay-at-home-order-illinois     Today on Morons in the news:   The mayor’s wife is busted!   Dancing for Fore.   Uh Oh Spaghetti O’s.   The priest left the Facebook filter on.

The New Quarantine Rule. Lonesome Dove. When Quarantine is Over. Morons in the News. Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me. Apple Screen Time Report. The Sage Advice from Grandma Blackhair. Talkback Caller Bob Built His Chair. Can You Believe This S***? The Paparazzi. Max’s Rich Relatives. Essential Jobs. TV Shows You Should Be Watching.

Tom Brady...Renting Derek Jeter's mansion in FLA with now playing in Tampa   NFL Draft...Team personnel will work from their own homes for virtual draft   Drew Brees...Even though he is still playing with Saints, Networks getting into bidding war as they see Brees as the next Tony Romo for calling NFL games on TV   Marathon...Man in UK runs entire marathon in his backyard that only measures 6-meters, raises money for charity   UFC Fighter...Man breaks into house in middle of night, homeowner is a UFC fighter   The Masters...Always held in April, will be rescheduled for November

Today's Moron of the Day! https://nypost.com/2020/04/06/ohio-man-flouting-stay-at-home-order-for-party-arrested/?utm_source=url_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site%20buttons&utm_campaign=site%20buttons      Today on Morons in the news:     You might want to change those babies names.   No stay at home parties for you sir!     The lions have taken over the streets of India.

The Greatest Pop Star from Every Year. Explaining Westworld to the Cats. Morons in the News. Cardboard Wedding Guests. Celebrities Who Are Positive for COVID-19 Quarantined Parents. Bob Has Something for the Men. Talkback Callers. Jolene Please Take My Man! Can You Believe This S***? Nadiya Hussain Celebrities and Businesses Donating Money. Older Celebrities Who Are Doing Well. Cleaning the Mailbox.

Today's Moron of the Day! https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/04/03/Bear-goes-dumpster-diving-at-Tennessee-gas-station/7751585944740/     Today on Morons in the news:   The bear just needed a bite to eat!    Goats on the Loose! https://apnews.com/cd382ba2870a9ad8911bc034cdcafb5f    

Todd Was a Playa Even in Middle School! Celebrity Tabloids. “Stayin’ Inside” Morons in the News. Wedding Screw-Ups. The Toilet Paper Shortage. Todd’s Visit with the In-Laws. Talkback Callers. Sheri’s Quick Oven Buffalo Wings. Can You Believe This S***? Lockdown in NYC. The Average Couch. Moving and Your Furniture. Spending vs. Saving Your Inheritance. 

https://apnews.com/da9e5de4e54b740f2156f8b0e9da0d75   Today on Morons in the news:   Is this just like Tiger King?   Busted… Stop flashing the neighbor.   The ultimate booblehead during the quarantine.

Tropical Port-a-John. Friendlier Neighbors?  A Nice Drone Shot. Morons in the News. Talkback Callers. The People’s Movie Critic: “Spenser Confidential” Lamar Needs His Beauty Treatments. The World of Double M. The Smell of Vienna Sausages. Can You Believe This S***? Todd’s Getting a Hammock. Relatives Stuck in Retirement Homes. The Mystery Abandoned Island at Disney. 

Ok, I’m assuming the majority of people have Netflix, except of course our Amish listeners, Caleb and Elvesta, who can’t listen because they don’t have electricity, and spend their time baking Shoe Fly Pie. I also assume if you have Netflix you have finished, or are currently watching Tiger King and his nemesis the evil queen of the uncomfortable laugh, Carole Baskins. And if you don’t know what Tiger King is, we can’t be friends so don’t call me looking for toilet tissue and Purell. But if you want to watch a movie, I’ve got one for you. Spencer Confidential. Now if you weren’t watching TV in the 80’s the name Spencer probably doesn’t ring a bell. This was a TV show that was on from 1985 to 1988 and it starred Robert Urich as Spencer and his sidekick Hawk, played by Avery Brooks. Spencer is a Boston Cop who left the force to become a PI. Each week he solved a murder case with the help of Hawk who worked both sides of the law and always had Spencer’s back. The character is based on books by Robert B. Parker. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8177477/Man-dressed-BARNEY-arrested-Argentina-disobeying-coronavirus-stay-home-order.html Today on Morons in the news:   Barney suit is not a good way to fight coronavirus   I left the house to show my boyfriend how explosive I am.   The TP went up in flames…   The juice speaks out on Tiger King,   The man stole my Xbox!

Shaq and the Tiger King. Grocery Essentials. Nurse Kristie. Morons in the News. Talkback Callers. Karthik’s America. Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me. Sexy Pizza Talk. Can You Believe This S***? Romantic Date Ideas for Quarantine. What is Bob Having for Lunch? A 21st Birthday Under Quarantine.

  https://www.reuters.com/article/us-somalia-hyena/somalis-turn-to-dr-hyena-to-fight-depression-mental-illness-idUSKBN20P1AR Today on Morons in the news:   Do you like my pet Hyena?   Drug dealer is not an essential employee.   Stop licking your money.

Do You Have Your Own Chair? Todd’s Wild Morning. What’s Bob Watching? Morons in the News.  Your Quarantine Name. Harry and Meghan. Check-In with Lamar. Drake’s Son. Talkback Caller. Being a Garbage Man During a Pandemic. Can You Believe This S***? Things Teacher Are Learning About Their Students During Online Schooling. Rules for Roommates. The Titanic Museum. Bob’s Grocery List. Bob’s Excited to Get Takeout.