Social Abstinence With Blaze Mancillas

There are many fools in this twisting shipwreck of an episode. Show regulars Carolyn Cutillo and Matt Hurley find themselves in unknown waters. Blaze fucks up, Matt has a gigglefit, and Carolyn tries to stand up to internet trolls, one sports fan at a time.

An episode that is #SoBlessed to have the return of actor Ryan Nicolls and the debut of Andrew Briedis, the mastermind behind the Annoying Actor Friend twitter account. Andrew reveals the art of being verified on twitter, his social media advice and whether there is life after verification. Also, do surgeons humble brag as much as actors? Do you have thigh rub? How long do the effects of trolling a message board of a Broadway show last? Blaze would like to give special thanks to his parents, Gandhi and Mother Theresa.

A guest goes missing and comedian Jim Gaffigan comes to the rescue. Actor and comedian Tracey Hassel makes her debut as she dishes out her thoughts on bar etiquette, which fake holiday has the worst drunks and what drink names are offensive. Also, is North Korea the guy at the bar who's been sitting there drinking alone all night? Is China the slightly less drunk friend of the drunk guy who's out of control at the bar? Comedian and impressionist Adam Hamway gets stuck in traffic and makes it to the show late.

Actress Alana Johnson makes her debut on the show with Blaze's mom! They try to dig their way out of the sunken place, mucking about beef between Remy Ma and Nicki Minaj and digging deep into Chance the Rapper's Coloring Book and his recent philanthropy. They also discuss the recent mobile app that is attempting to protect people from becoming victims of revenge porn and Blaze's mom offers some parenting advice. Also, what's a better side hustle for married people?: Uber driving or the priesthood? The music expert also makes an appearance.

Dave Klasko, comedian, actor, writer and creator of the world famous hashtag #BBITGO returns to the show with actor Eddie Jackson. Dave breaks the news on President Trump's Saturday morning twitter meltdown and a possible sequel to a famous sci-fi film. They also share reactions to Jordan Peele's film GET OUT, whether Russians know what donuts are and the inherent shame of letting people know you still have an AOL email account. Also, what are you doing to #keeptwitterpositive? And how many black people did Donald Trump have in the oval office?

Comedian and writer Ali Kolbert makes her debut on the show as well as actor and voice over artist Laurie Hymes. Babies brawl, athletes feud and witches wage war against our nation's president. The music expert and his soothing voice makes a surprise appearance to help educate Blaze on The Roots Picnic. Also, are Blaze and Ali Top 20 girls? Do breasts increase viewers? Is Coachella a concert or a way of life?

Sick of all the Valentines day gush spewing all over your week? Anson Mount, Matt Hurley and Blaze Mancillas were too. They avoid the heart shaped candies and dive right into bad North Korean twitter translations, North Korean documentaries, Kim Jong Il's book on filmmaking and the secret to getting your dog to strike the best pose at the Westminster dog show. The star of AMC's hit show "Hell on Wheels" also talks about checking off one his bucket list items: performing stand up comedy. Also, is Pyongyang the city of "Hot Brotherly Love"?

Ariana Seigel, comedian, TV writer and coach is joined by actor Lauren Cipoletti as they help Blaze lay waste to orange gators, Johnny Depp's tunnels and poop. Also, what's a worse scourge? Butt pinching munchkins, the backpack challenge or the loss of America's boyfriend? And THRONES!

Actor Ryan Nicolls returns to the show with friend and NYC based actor and matchmaker Ethan Nguyen. Blaze was forced to follow The Bachelor all week and reacts to his first time ever watching the show. In addition to discussing how adorable pig and hedgehog relationships are they try convince Blaze to start online dating. Will he do it? Is being on an elephant in Thailand a good Tinder picture? Who is the special guest coming to the show in two weeks?

Comedian, writer, actor and musician Katy Frame joins while show veteran and actor Carolyn Cutillo makes another appearance on an episode that isn't just for the ladies. They dig deep into a late 90's abyss filled with the death of Wet Seal, Pee Wee Herman, Mystery Men, Nelly and shopping mall ear piercings. Also, is eating diamonds the new food craze? Are reusable diapers a good idea? Find out on this week's episode where they also shout out to Carolyn's mom.

Actor and comedian Zene Coley joins the show with actor Adam Petchel as the third wheel. Blaze and Zene share their dissatisfaction for a recent ad featuring Jerry Rice, their satisfaction with Popeye's chicken and their disgust of the story surrounding Adam's complications at birth. Also, did Blaze make a racist breakfast and does that hurt his chances of being woke?

Actor Carolyn Cutillo returns as co-host with actor Matt Hurley causing plenty of distractions. This episode is showered with jokes about micro aggressions, President Obama's dog with bad intentions and the golden impressions they do of comedians Aziz Ansari and Dave Chappelle. They answer tough questions like, "Is Blaze adopted?" and "Can the Hard Rock Cafe be a great venue for a bachelorette party?"

Comedian and impressionist Adam Hamway makes his debut on the show while Carolyn Cutillo returns to the podcast couch. They discuss what is worse: whiskey at 10am, white kids dabbing or Mariah Carey's performance at the New Year's Eve celebration in Times Square. Actor and comedian Jim Gaffigan makes a surprise appearance on the show. Also, what's the deal with Joseph Gordon Levitt's hair?

Emmy award-winning news director Phillip Sukke returns as co-host with high school friend Christian (aka Cam) as the third wheel. Betty White is in danger and Santa Claus is suspended from Facebook. The boys also show off their sporty spice as they discuss footballer Patrice Evra, the US men's soccer team, Knicks president Phil Jackson's love life and a promiscuous panda named Pan Pan.

Friend and reality TV junkie Jennifer Maillo joins the show with Blaze's high school friend Phillip Sukke making a return to the show as the third wheel. Find out about who sponsored the latest celebrity break-up, Blaze's fear of dead actors taking over Hollywood and this year's secret to finding cheer on an extended Christmas episode of Social Abstinence.

A manic hashtagger has hacked Blaze's social media accounts on the week of his Birthday. Actors Ryan Nicolls and first timer to the show, Carolyn Cutillo discuss lying on job résumés, terrible female cartoon names, the death of the Harlem Deer and the secret of JERF.

New York actors Matt Hurley and Dave Bennett join the show where they trade redneck Christmas songs, find out the embarrassing tattoo Leonardo DiCaprio is forcing Tom Hardy to get and Matt reveals his story about the time he nearly lost his sight after meeting Stephen King.

Dave Klasko returns with fellow thespian Ryan Nicolls as they enlighten Blaze on the recent Trevor Noah interview going viral on social media and the big news surrounding General Tso's chicken. Also, are Kanye West and Taylor Swift the new 2Pac and Biggie?

Blaze is joined by his high school friend and Emmy awarded news director Phillip Sukke. They gobble about turkey, Aretha Franklin's performance on Thursday night football, what it takes to be a champion of Black Friday, Stephen Colbert's new job and they uncover the mystery of who hacked Blaze's Facebook account.

The red cups are coming to town, Blaze really misses Kylie Jenner, Dave reveals who is reaping in the residuals on Seinfeld re-runs and the two of them debate which baby is best in another week where Blaze stays off social media and Dave tries to catch him up.