Thunder Grunt

This week Bob and Matt sit down with #1 FRIEND OF THE SHOW Shawn Jones to watch a movie on Youtube that Shawn recently purchased on Laserdisc, CIA CODE NAME: ALEXA! It’s a certified PM classic starring renegade Lorenzo Lamas and the juice himself, O.J. Simpson! Join these three as they rejoice in the fact that this movie reminded them of Pauly Shore’s greatest accomplishment!FULL MOVIE!TRAILER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Finally Matt and Bob reach the end of their APOLOGY QUADRILOGY by bringing back the only guest to ever record an episode that was never heard, baltimore cinematographer NICK BALDWIN! Luckily this episode didn’t erase itself because the guys showed up soaking wet on the doorstep of cinema to watch KNOCK KNOCK, the Eli Roth directed thriller starring Keanu Reeves, a man determined to “out-Wickerman” Nic Cage himself. Join these three good men as they try to figure out if the movie is an actual knock knock joke, if art does or does not exist, and if they could turn down free pizza!TRAILER AND RENTAL! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Matt and Bob take a break from their hamfisted apology episodes and welcome on their old pal, former guest, former An Innocent Looking Bookstore co-host and current MAGCast co-host, Huey Hesson! Being the upstanding guest he is, Huey brings along a movie suggestion that the guys won’t ever forgive him for, ANKLE BITERS! A vampire movie with an arguably offensive premise, about little people vampires, that ditches that very premise about half way to become just any old vampire movie filmed with a camcorder inside an air tunnel. So sit back and get ready for the best BLADE rip-off made by Donald Trump supporters ever released!FULL MOVIE!TRAILER!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bob and Matt are now three really awful apologies into their APOLOGY QUADRILOGY. This week they apologize to INSTANT SCREAMING co-host Justin Getka by making him slog through another Christian cinema classic, THE ENCOUNTER: PARADISE LOST, or as these three found out THE HATEFUL 8: WITH JESUS AND NO COWBOYS. How boring and ineffectual is this movie? Well they didn’t even know it was a SEQUEL when they were watching it. So gather all your computer monitors with blinking barcodes, slow motion shots of plant-life, suicidal dads that refuse to die in a gunfight, and monitor the hell out of phones that will never ring, because Jesus is about to crash this podcast and give everyone a Heroin free fashion make-over!TRAILER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week finds Bob and Matt in their second rung of the APOLOGY QUADRILOGY where they try to say sorry to musician Curt Schmelz for putting him through a super weird double feature his first time on. The sorry consisted of these men enduring another Neil Breen crafted masterwork of home video hell, FATEFUL FINDINGS! So grab a big spinach salad, phase through a door, hack EVEN MORE government and corporate secrets, and fill your office with hundreds of broken laptops because you’re about to get BREENED.FAN-MADE SUPERCUT OF THE MOVIE!TRAILER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The guys welcome Baltimore funnyman John Bennett who was pretty unhappy with the movie choice on his first episode and just as unhappy with the choice this time out! These three delicate men couch themselves for what they think is going to be schlock action movie by Las Vegas filmmaking nightmare Neil Breen, what they get is Neil Breen’s TREE OF LIFE! (aka DOUBLE DOWN) If you like hacking, laptops that are never powered on, 1997 flip cell phones and relentless stock footage montages prepare to wake up next to your car in the desert because there’s an old man in a cave handing out fool’s gold that cures cancer…yes that’s in the movie.FULL MOVIE!TRAILER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episode 32 of BONUS DISC finds Bob and Matt face to face with their old friend, and greatest hero, Dr. Uwe Boll! Along with guest Jerrod Bronson they fight through 2 hours and change of dollar store LORD OF THE RINGS with 1000% more Matthew Lillard, IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE! Join these sleepy gents as they try to fathom casting choices that are equally as insane as they are brilliant, the greatest wrist-gauntlet toss in the history of cinema, and the absolute majesty of John Ryhs-Davies in a wig that is trying to escape from his head. No promises, but one day BONUS DISC may even return to the kingdom of Ehb as there are two sequels. TWO SEQUELS.TRAILER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Due to Bob being temporarily lost in a daze of creating questionable art, he had to sit this one out and leave everything up to Matt! Luckily Former guests of the show Rex Anderson, Lauren Anderson and Bryan Preston all stepped in to suffer through SHOWGIRLS 2 for him! Join these four brave souls as they discuss the wishful David Lynchian genius that is PENNY'S FROM HEAVEN!TRAILER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

30 EPISODES OF BONUS DISC! To celebrate this milestone-ish occasion Matt and myself invite friend of the show, director of the upcoming Camp Killer, Shawn Jones! Mr. Jones is kind enough to enlighten us to a world where DRIVE is not only a movie about Ryan Gosling as a mute, but also a movie about Dwayne Wayne and half of Double Dragon not really driving all that much! Join us as we marvel at mind blowing fight choreography, a serial killing Brittany Murphy, Einstein Frogs and Bob from BATMAN looking like he is genetically half-dumpster!TRAILER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week’s guest is special, he’s the only person other than Bob and Matt to have been heard on every BONUS DISC yet because he wrote, recorded and performed the theme song! How do the guys repay Mike for making a rather wonderful theme for FREE? They force him to watch THE ART OF DYING of course! Join these three men as they recount what its like to look at the giant head of a man named WINGS HAUSER for 90 minutes. Who is Wings you ask? He’s the star and the director, the man responsible for every moment of this beautifully confusing slog about serial killers, milk sex, foreshadowing 90’s sexual politics via beach rants, cunnilingus records and forcing the audience to try and figure out how many Joan of Arc movies exist. Borrow your neighbor’s horse and listen!TRAILER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The guys are joined by local musician Jen Tydings as they watch another classic PM ENTERTAINMENT film about a private detective named Wars. JUST KIDDING. The movie is called PRIVATE WARS, but they still aren’t really sure why. Bob tries not to fall asleep, Matt is happy to see a ninja that looks like Ice-T, and Jen doesn’t approve of inter-generational sex scenes. Join them as they watch a movie that could easily be a prequel to BRICK MANSIONS that features 2 types of ninjas, Officer Dan from MARRIED…WITH CHILDREN, crimes against produce, and a 4 hour-long opening credits scene comprised entirely of shots of prostitutes touching their legs!TRAILER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Bob and Matt are visited by the world famous MAGCAST/MAGFEST personality Adam Chase to watch his favorite genre of film, the erotic thriller! These three men use their eyes to caress and their ears to pinch the tender, steamy flesh of the 1998 PM ENTERTAINMENT masterpiece EXTRAMARITAL! Starring Traci Lords and the god of B-movie acting himself JEFF FAHEY, this flick has it all! Airplane rides, car rides, conversations, fucking, stabbing, A THING YOU CAN’T SEE, and even a broken answering machine await just mere clicks away!TRAILER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Matt and Bob subject Baltimore music man Mike Walls to a Jeff Fahey action movie about music sampling, THE UNDERGROUND! That’s right, an action movie based on MUSIC SAMPLING. It exists, it makes no sense and it’s got 100% Jeff Fahey batman voice. DISCO SUCKS!TRAILER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Matt forgot to bring the movie we were supposed to watch, so Bob haphazardly suggested they force guest, comedian Eric Glaeser, to the uncertain cinematic universe of the CYBORG COP TRILOGY starting with CYBORG COP 2. Join these three Non-Cyborg Non-cops as they recount their way through the surprisingly kick-ass schlock-fest they never saw coming. Who cares that there’s no Cyborg Cops in a movie called Cyborg Cop 2 when there’s an unrelenting variety of 90’s buildings exploding per second! Exactly what you’d expect from the director of BREAKIN’ 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!FULL MOVIE!TRAILER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the Bonus Disc audio recording setup broke! Bob and Matt, being the resourceful fat men they are, huddled around a laptop with comedy musician Ian Bonds to discuss the HOUSE OF THE DEAD: DIRECTOR'S CUT! That's right, Edwoodian director Dr. Uwe Boll went back to the movie that first drug his name through the mud and re-edited it for comedy! How does it stack up to the original? Who is the intended audience? Is it funny? Is it even a movie?!? All these questions and more are addressed on the first Bonus Disc episode to sound as questionable as the content they discuss!Theatrical version trailer and rental! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Matt and Bob sit down with baltimore comedian Mike Moran, to watch a pornography devoid of sexual intercourse and rife with socially conscious messages on drug addiction. They, of course, watched THE JACKHAMMER MASSACRE! Join these men as they experience a roller-coaster of phallic imagery drenched with male porn-stars that are almost, just barely, constantly about to but never quite have sex with each other. We promise by the end you will just say no to drugs, unless you really need to talk to a ghost or grow a muppet testicle on your arm!TRAILER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Matt and Bob sat down with author Dave K. to watch MAXIMUM CONVICTION, a movie about Steven Seagal’s mission to search a prison in hopes of finding a deep fried turkey filled with hollandaise sauce. That’s not the plot, but it should have been.TRAILER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt and Bob sit down with telescope expert Michael Ridgaway to watch the ever so silly 80’s romp MIDNIGHT COP (also known as KILLING BLUE) starring the sexy Morgan Fairchild, crazy Frank Stallone and prestigious Michael York. WHAT THEY DIDN’T EXPECT was that they were actually going to sit through a German/Polish/Lynchian art-house-nightmare that exists in a world of wonderful sex malls, a lack of toilets and an abundance of inhuman conversation. Never in Bonus Disc history has recall of the movie's events been this hard. It’s…it’s a sight. Join us won’t you, please? There’s goat sex. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bob and Matt decide to subject guest, musician Jen Tydings, to the most heinous, despicable, down right disgusting movie they have watched yet: LEGION OF IRON! Prepare for depression as these three brave souls recount what its like to sit through a movie that seems to have been written and directed by a serial killer masturbating in a prison bathroom!CLIP FROM THE MOVIE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bob and Matt are joined by two of the gentle souls from the MOVIE SCHMOVIE podcast, Ronald James and John Walker, to intake the glorious youtube restoration of the 1988 classic HAWKEYE! (Also known as KARATE COPS!) Go on a ride along with these 4 viewers as they try to estimate just how much Eddie Murphy fueled sex Chuck Jeffreys racked up in the 80s. There’s only one film on earth where the hero cop needlessly punches a bank robber using the head of an innocent hostage. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.