Thunder Grunt

Matt, Bob and first time guest, Baltimore Bassist Paul Przyborski, rejoice as they found a gem that's almost POINT BREAK, starring Bruce Leroy, with the most contentious JURASSIC PARK reference ever inside its runtime. They watched NO MORE DIRTY DEALS! Do you enjoy boat maintenance, boxing strip clubs or omnipresent-super-galactic oneness? This movie has all three! Thank you Paul for all the "gifts."TRAILER!WATCH IT ON AMAZON PRIME! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt, Bob and first time guest of the show Baltimore acting sensation Caitlin Rife stomp their way through AMAZON PRIME to find a colossal piece of entertainment: REPTILIAN! aka REPTILE 2001! aka YOUNGGARY! A movie that is a remake of a 1967 Korean Kaiju film called YONGARY: MONSTER FROM THE DEEP, that was made as a 1999 response to the hype of the Ferris Bueller GODZILLA, it was shot with men in suits, then in an attempt to appease the American market they added new scenes, including a new ending, and overlayed all the practical Kaiju effects with CGI and released it under a title change. If you think the story of the movie's existence is confusing, wait till you watch it!WATCH IT ON AMAZON PRIME! WATCH IT ON YOUTUBE!TRAILER!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bob and Matt are in the passionate hands of Huey Hesson as he brings a DVD of a movie he paid for off the internet just for this episode, thanks to a recommend by RED LETTER MEDIA. The guys watch RYAN'S BABE, a story about a human looking, emotionless being named Ryan who goes on a roadtrip adventure filled with LIFETIME movie plots all because an alcoholic is trying to kill him for doing something that happens offscreen!TRAILER!PURCHASE THE DVD FROM VIDEONOMICON!RED LETTER MEDIA'S RYAN'S BABE EPISODE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt and Bob welcome back comedian, actress and all around renaissance woman Kathy Carson to hop on a rickshaw and enjoy the inevitable happy ending of AMERICAN TIGER (1990)! Do you love asian witches? Are you a fan of a protagonist that is relentlessly unlikeable? Have you ever wanted to see legendary actor Donald Pleasence steal a pig statue in geisha makeup? AMERICAN RICKSHAW (or TIGER) is the movie for you! Always remember to finish reading your mail!TRAILER!WATCH THE FULL MOVIE ON AMAZON PRIME! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt and Bob are once again joined by official friend of the show, Baltimore filmmaker Shawn Jones and he's brings with him a movie about drugs, sex, racism, bags of shit, tacos and spaghetti a.k.a DESERT SNOW! Are you a fan of stylish dollhouse exposition? Is your unstoppable sexual fetish human gore AND literally any scenario on earth? Are you vehemently anti-camping and on the lookout for a movie that drives that point home heinously? Grab a COORS LIGHT because DESERT SNOW IS FOR YOU!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt, Bob and Baltimore Musician Sarah Danger Underhill flashback through their memories of a movie about murders and sort of about weapons due to the 1989 Linnea Quigley classic MURDER WEAPON! Do you enjoy watching entire therapy sessions? Does shaving legs get you off? Are you always thirsting for an ice cold Moosehead beer??? If you said yes to all of the above, get ready to live. TRAILER!WATCH THE MOVIE ON AMAZON PRIMEBUY THE VINEGAR SYNDROME BLURAY! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt, Bob and returning guest of the show, Baltimore writer Pat Storck, get their endurance badge as they slog through the 1989 Frank Stallone vehicle ORDER OF THE EAGLE! What happens when a Boy Scout accidentally stumbles upon the lost plans for the STAR WARS missile defense program? Does he use his learned skills of scouting to foil, fight and defend against the gang of bounty hunters out to murder him in the woods? NO! Some other guy does it. Will Frank Stallone ever leave his office? Who was that guy in the plane? HOW ABOUT A NICE HOT BREAKFAST?WATCH IT ON AMAZON PRIME!WATCH IT FREE ON YOUTUBE!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bob, Matt and guest, Baltimore comedian and filmmaker, Mike Finazzo do their best to breakdown Mike's Dad's favorite non-pornographic Shannon Tweed action movie of all time: HARD VICE! How good is a movie crafted by John Travolta's entire extended family? Prepare your mind as Flash Gordon lights a man on fire than proceeds to take the moral high ground against his new partners for being rookies, women or black! Be amazed at a car chase with all the geography of a merry-go-round! Open your soul to the thick foreshadowing baseball subplot that ends with the death of your favorite character from MAJOR LEAGUE, LOU BROWN!TRAILER!THE MOVIE ON AMAZON PRIME!TRAILER FOR MIKE FINAZZO'S NEW MOVIE!Are you in Baltimore June 7th? Come to the Historic Senator Theater and see the world premiere of Mike's new movie BORED IN THE USA along with a short by former guest Max Levine and another short by your humble co-host Bob Rose. Use "bonusdisc" as a promo code to save 10% off the advance ticket price! Hosted on Acast. See acast

Matt, Bob and returning guest of the show Baltimore author Dave K. do their very best avoiding a narcoleptic episode trying to recap the incomprehensible TOUGH AND DEADLY! After a lifetime of being a Billy Blanks fan Bob still can't handle the unfathomable lows of his acting skill, Matt fails at coping with a third act comprised of 80% fire and Dave K. needlessly apologizes for choosing the worst Roddy-Piper-in-dad-clothes action movie ever made. FULL MOVIE ON YOUTUBE!TRAILER!Dave K.'s Website!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt, Bob and returning guest of the show, Supreme Baltimore Creative Tyler Merchant, get swept away in "the storm of the century, the heist of a lifetime" with THE HURRICANE HEIST! From Rob Cohen, director of DRAGONHEART, THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS, XXX, STEALTH, THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR and ALEX CROSS, comes a movie about brotherhood, iPads, hubcabs and horrendously freakish hackers! TRAILER!TYLER'S OTHER EPISODES: CYCLONE | TC 2000 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt, Bob and returning guest of the show Brad Bukowsky had a hard time choosing this episode's movie, luckily the fruits of Amazon Prime were ripe and they clicked on UNINVITED! Let master-filmmaker Greydon Clark take you on a nautical, feline, terror-cruise with a genetically engineered cat-mouth demon, engines that may or may not work and enough fresh produce to stock a WHOLE FOODS for a month! BEWARE THE FCC!TRAILER!WATCH THE MOVIE ON AMAZON PRIME!RENT THE MOVIE ON YOUTUBE!BRAD'S FIRST EPISODE: THE NEVERENDING STORY 3 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CAMP KILLER director Shawn Jones, stops by for a 7th outing with Bob and Matt, this time bringing a movie that is a sequel with no first half, THE EXECUTIONER PART II! Grab your executioner's hood and prepare to wear it way more often than the confusingly positioned protagonist of this very poor man's Rambo/Death Wish rip-off. Does the Executioner kill criminals but also pay protection money to the mob? Does anyone who made this movie know what actually happens at a strip club? Is Robert Mitchum's son made of STONE?! TRAILER!FULL MOVIE ON YOUTUBE!WATCH THE MOVIE ON PRIME!WATCH SHAWN'S MOVIE 'CAMP KILLER' ON PRIME!LISTEN TO THE COMMENTARY WE RECORDED FOR SHAWN'S MOVIE WHILE YOU WATCH!SHAWN'S FIRST 6 EPISODES: THE CROW: WICKED PRAYER | TORQUE | BOARDING HOUSE | DRIVE (1997) | CIA CODE NAME: ALEXA | HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bob, Matt and returning guest of the show, comedian Ian Salyers, sit down in a secure viewing room to observe the 2006 Jeff Fahey classic ABSOLUTE ZERO, a movie about Jeff Fahey, scientist, trying to get to a temperature-secured viewing room that observes another room that is capable of reaching absolute zero inside itself...before the Equator freezes. Yeah. Witness the drama as a snowmobile goes from screen right to screen left! Marvel at Jeff Fahey's ability to escape a violent and desolateAntarctic landscape with nothing but his wits and a single edit! Run for your life as the sky anus is coming to kill JUST YOUR FATHER! Always remember, there's nothing more important than THE CONTRACTS!TRAILER!BUY THE DVD!IAN'S FIRST BONUS DISC: SPACE BUDDIES! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bob, Matt and returning guest of the show, voice actor Rex Anderson, decide to bow down before SKY FATHER and pray for mercy during GOD'S NOT DEAD 2! Get ready for the flagship franchise of the Christian cinema machine known as PURE FLIX to tell the simple tale of a school teacher, Melissa Joan Hart, who says three short sentences in a classroom that cause the world TO LOOSE ITS MIND. Does this movie have at least three superfluous plot lines out of a total of close to seven plot lines? Does Ray Wise swallow after he chews scenery? Does Pat Boone know he's in a movie? IS GOD DEAD...TOO???TRAILER AND RENTAL ON YOUTUBE!Our GOD'S NOT DEAD 1 episode!REX'S VOICE OVER WEBSITE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt, Bob and returning guest of the show, Bob's landlord Huey watch a magical VHS tape plucked from the very center of Huey's childhood: THE ELM-CHANTED FOREST! The first ever BONUS DISC with an animated film! This full length cartoon movie is the first animated feature to ever come out of Croatia and is considered, by Croatians, as the best Croatian film ever made! So all you Croatia fanatics listen up, because the message is clear: ART IS WEAPONIZED MAGIC! Does Huey reconnect with his lost inner-child? Does Matt love all of the evil Emperor Spine's sharpness puns? Is the blue, woodland nymph Baron Burr going to break into your house like a small tornado and scream prophecies into your face at possibly any moment? Click to find out!TRAILER!FULL MOVIE ON YOUTUBE!HUEY'S OTHER BONUS DISC EPISODES: THEODORE REX | ANKLE BITERS | ALIENATOR Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt, Bob and returning guest of the show Jimmy Giegerich walk on their knees through the swamp of ignorance, confusion, bad ideas and baffling choices that is TIPTOES! Listen in as they dissect this SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL screened dramatic character piece about a man without dwarfism, Matthew McConaughey, being ashamed of his biological relation to little people...including his brother, a man without dwarfism in real life, Gary Oldman, playing a man with dwarfism in a movie filled with talented, working little people actors. Woof. Does the massively talented Peter Dinklage play an angry, drunk french man throughout the entire film while simultaneously being superfluous to the plot? Does Kate Beckinsale dress from scene to scene likes she's just getting home from a 1996 slumber party/rave/Jamiroquai video shoot? Does anyone have any clue what OWL MEDICINE is?TRAILER!RENT IT ON YOUTUBE!JIMMY'S KICKASS COMPANY: PIZZA PARTY PRINTINGJIMMY'S OLD EPISODES: DEATH NURSEPASS-THRU Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy

Amazon Prime continues to deliver the opportunity for Matt and Bob to feed their lust for PM ENTERTAINMENT, this time with returning guest Pat Storck, to watch 1992's MAXIMUM FORCE! Prep your training warehouse as they delve into a world with Flash Gordon, Rusty from EUROPEAN VACATION and the legendary John Saxon trying to take down a bad guy they've never met. Who's the bad guy? Richard Lynch of course, dipped in wax and mostly yelling at suits in a boardroom, can his dastardly plan to...do something evil...triumph? Will there be a 45 minue training montage? Can Jason Lively be replaced at the last minute with a mute lumberjack? IS THAT MICKEY ROONEY???THE MOVIE ON AMAZON PRIME!THE MOVIE ON YOUTUBE!TRAILER!PAT'S FIRST EPISODE: VAMPIYAZ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is not going to go the way you think. Bob and Matt celebrate 80 aca-sodes of BONUS DISC by having a MERRY PITCHMAS with guest Kathy Carson for PITCH PERFECT 3! Listen in as these three scratch the pitch and review the ending to the trilogy SOMEONE wanted to even be a trilogy. Do Bob and Matt still fondly remember Pitch Perfect 1? Can the third entry eschew the fat shaming, sexism and rampant racism of Pitch Perfect 2? Can we all finally admit Rebel Wilson is way better and funnier than this material??? KATHY'S FIRST PITCH PERFECT BONUS DISC!TRAILER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt, Bob and returning guest cinematographer Nick Baldwin wanted a movie about a cybernetic guy named Jack, what they got was CYBERJACK, a movie with no Jacks and a kind-of cybernetic guy (near the end)! Join these three men as they talk their way through this 1995 Michael Dudikoff/Brion James actioner that takes all the beloved parts of BLADE RUNNER, ROBOCOP, DIE HARD, TERMINATOR and chooses to use none of them properly. Remember, never have phone sex at work, it could kill a floating bus filled with rich people. TRAILER!FULL MOVIE ON YOUTUBE!BUY THE MOVIE ON DVD! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt, Bob and returning guest of the show, space expert Mike TV, spend a quality saturday night getting full-on depressed during MALIBU EXPRESS! Do you ever fantasize about a milquetoast Chuck Norris-light action hero, who apparently drank LOVE POTION #9 and narrates everything he does on screen after he does it? Your fantasy is a reality! Let master storyteller Andy Sidaris whisk you away to a meandering world where an adult walks through a free-standing, train-themed boat-door to get to the door of their boat! Remember, the solution to all of life's problems can be solved with the exposure of human female breasts. OH NO IT'S THE BUFFINGTONS AGAIN!!!TRAILER!THE WHOLE MOVIE IN ABOUT A MINUTE!BUY THE ANDY SIDARIS DVD COLLECTION!HERE'S THE MOVIE ON YOUTUBE!HERE'S JOE BOB BRIGGS ON MALIBU EXPRESS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.