Bertie N Paul

Get those Disco light on by Bertie n Paul

Paul is joined by Dan to welcome in the new season.

Paul is joined with the housewives favourite Mikey Dall. The boys talk about a man called Ange. A man called Eddie. Also what is the best way to keep George Square tidy in the month of May. Mikey sums up A League football. Paul tries to believe that one man can turn this all around.

East Kilbride is back with a mixture of south London to look at the present situation at Celtic. Paul is joined by Chris Dickson, 26 years old Chris Nelson and Stephen Kane. The East Kilbride Mafia quote Bertie, agree with Aunty Clare and retire Tom Rogic. Paul expertly avoids Chris Nelson Scot Brown rant before going on a Celtic rant of his own. Corporate Stephen again doesn’t understand the words “I am going to rap this up” All in all, Celtic fans telling you straight what they think about Celtic today.

Bertie has six pages of full scape. His homework is in. No spoilers but I don’t think John Kennedy passes his exams this year. Bertie talks diamonds, Gordon Marshal and an old Albert Einstein saying, “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.” Thanks everybody for listening

Paul is joined by Mikey Dall to try and figure what to do with these remaining dead rubbers of the season.

Paul is joined by two East Kilbride legends to discuss Celtics trophyless season. Paul also gets to wander down memory lane.

Paul is joined by Bertie, Corporate Steve and our Financial / Technical/ Football director Mikey Dall On Good Friday we attempt to answer the question. If Eddie Howe is appointment is it going to be any good?

Paul is joined in the studio by Mikey The Dall and Corporate Stevie. After John Kennedy dynamic, passionate. tactical display at the weekend. We analyse this amazing energetic performance. Stephen displays his ability to take any word and immediately put it into a song. Special shout out to Holy Goalie, Stephen and Mikey’s research assistant

Ever wonder what three Scottish Celtic fans talk about bored, lockdown, on a Friday night, on Skype. Well look no further. Paul is joined by award winning Podcast correspondent Mikey D. Also the much requested third wheel John Kennedy’s favourite fan, corporate Steve.

I never promised you by Bertie n Paul

Paul is joined by the dream team of Mike D, Stephen and Dan. After our own January review. The dream team passes with flying colours. In the review it was noted that Paul should talk less and be on time. Celtic have started to win again. Paul calculates of a rangers collapse. While the dream team are far more pragmatic. Please enjoy

When the great Hendonation declare the Celtic situation a ‘blip’. There was only going to be one outcome. Bertie got out his A4 pad and Paul watched highlights of Henri Lansbury until they came to this comprehensive answer. Big thanks to Hendo for making us better podcasters.

Paul is joined by Dan, Stevie and Mikey D to discuss why looks are important for the modern London man. Mikey D’s developing career in stand up. Why Brian’s home schooling is a 24hr job commitment . Dan’s in-depth analysis of Hibs TV. Paul trying kid on he was a main man in Hamilton. Oh oh and also Celtic historical 10 in a row season which is going swimmingly.

Mikey, Stevie and Danny get together to discuss Celtic Employee benefits. Is it a job for life? Is the world against Celtic? Is Celtic against Celtic? Is Duffy against Celtic. Intro by Mikey and Stevie from a piece record by Bomber back in the late 90’s At the end some McHammer mixing in case you wanted a few samples.

Bertie and Paul get together for a cosy Sunday afternoon chat with our tight fitting Gant gear. How is the best way to stick together with our club Celtic. Bertie idea was a bring and buy sale. Paul said may be we could have a cross bar competition or maybe produce a mix tape of Celtic songs. Bertie and Paul agreed that going to Dubai was a Bobby dazzler of an idea and this has been proven by our rapid fire return to the SPFL. It’s all rosy in the garden.

Paul is joined by Dan and Corporate Steve as we muse over important subjects. What happen to Fine Fair. What to wear when you are going for a job. Dubai looks like a fun place to visit. What does R & R stand for. How Politicians use deflection tactics. Oh and also Celtic and their fun in the sun, nothing to see here, ten in the row, injured guys are most welcome, elite professional, morally correct, we ticked all the right boxes , the cones sit better in the sun, training camp.

Mikey D and Paulie enjoying a dark January lockdown, not in Dubai and 1000 points behind Rangers in the title race. The Dall keeps it real while Paul decides that it all must be a bad dream because nobody can mess this up as much as they have.

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YearEnd2020 Part 1 It just comes to me by Bertie n Paul