Hart Of Dixie Chicks

If loving tangents is wrong, we don't want to be right, dear hearts, and this week, we are wronger than ever. If you're into Zavon and Lemorge, Road House, Wade's flirts, the bad side of Munchausen's, 7th Heaven v. Beavis & Butthead, and our best rant to date, then stick a Clint Black in your pocket and be wrong with us.

Zoe & Joel attempt to go the long distance, and it goes about as smoothly as you think. Apparently, baby sometimes carrying your love for someone ain't enough, dear hearts. Rose convinces Lavon to let Bluebell be a French sister city, and Lavon agrees in order to get his French groove back. Brick's got his eye on the MOTY, but Stanley stands in the way. Finally, here's your one chance for Fanci...

Huzzah, dear hearts, and welcome to Ye Olde Bluebell. We've got Renn Faires, we've got Unlucky Tucky, and we've got the best cold open since Angela begged Oscar to save Bandit. Plus, Russ is back, back again! So you know it's gold! Fall into this ring of fiery silly goodness with us!<br />

We don't know much, dear hearts, but we know Lemon is back. Brick throws a Gatsby Gala for Lemon culminating in the not-so-secret reveal that Zoe's mom, Candace, is a terrible mom and fixer. Also, Joel is not fat. Vivian is nervous to get reacquainted with Lemon. George visits Headmaster NotCharleston with Magnolia. So much happens this week. Here another solid AM Gold of an episode comes again...

Welcome to Deep Cuts with Jaleh and Jessica, where we are at our weirdest and pop culture laden finest, and occasionally, we even talk about the TV show this podcast is actually about. There are tons of returning characters-- Candace Hart, Bootin' Scootin' Lloydy, and a card-carrying Crazy Earl. Come go with us, dear hearts, and 10 points to anyone who actually understands all our references....

This is it-- the episode you've all been waiting for! As long as what you've been waiting for is Jaleh and Jessica getting into the nitty-gritty of toxic masculinity! We discuss who actually should have been a cowboy (hint: not Joel), the difference between confidence and cockiness, and the most untoxic man of all time (Meg Cabot readers will know the answer!). Drill a hole in your wall and cov...

The merger is almost upon us, dear hearts, and like all great Bluebellians, the town is doing whatever they can to stop it. Turns out, all they needed was some historically racist pee. Plus, Shelby's baby has a daddy, Lynly reenacts an iconic Little Women moment with Tansy and a curling iron, and Jaleh and Jess are both bothered by V (the original, of course). Join us as we take a time machine ...

Hang on to your playbills because DJ EJ is back to drop a theater in the theatre beat this week. We go in deep as we chat about why can't Zoe be creative? Also, is Tansy the worst? Plus Wade has us singing "Maybe This Time" as we Cabaret our way into becoming The Star of the Show. Come for the Ethel Merman stye showtunes but stay for the ice cream talk, dear hearts.

People are talking (like Jaleh and Jessica)<br /> Talking 'bout people (the people of Bluebell)<br /> We hear them whisper (about the Bluebell/Fillmore merger)<br /> You won't believe it! (Read the Blawker to find out more!)<br /> You'll laugh just a little too loud as we stare just a little too long at Wade in that shirt & skinny tie. But we're sure we're seeing something you see too, dear...

Happy Thanks-Mukkah to you and yours! We're celebrating a new holiday with our new guest and Honorary Hart Chick Tina as we dive into a family-centric episode. If you think an OC/Gilmore Girls mash-up would be amazing, then we have NEWS for YOU. Plus, Wade has cute hair and a white button-up shirt-- we go all in on that. Get ready for our most redacted episode yet, dear hearts!<br />

Come, Son of Jo-El! Kneel before Hart Chicks! This week, it's another Season 3 banger that's jam-packed with silliness. And if you ask Cricket, she'll add cheese to that jam. Judge Jaleh hears the case of Barf v. Poop, and Jess sings BS. It's what you've come to expect, dear hearts, and we aim to please.

Why do you drink, dear hearts? Is it because Honorary Hart Chick Russ is our guest? This week Zoe/Chloe and the magical Joel crash a Wilkes Family party and get to know Cousin Vivian. George and Lynly kiss in public. AB's parent visit and, boy howdy, do they love Lavon. (Side note: What is not to love?) Lemon and Wade are BFFs, y'all, even if they are no longer workplace proximity associates. P...

Ain't no podcast like a Hart of Dixie Chicks podcast because HODC has a many-layered Scotch egg who may or may not be Doctor Who, Lavon's great face, continued Peak George, and Belles Against Kudzu. Plus, it's Joel Vs George in a battle for Zoe Hart's heart, according to the Blawker & townie tweens. Two will enter, but who knows how many will leave? We do. That's who.

What's this? What's this?! It's Halloween in Bluebell again, and long-time dear hearts know what that means. This year is no exception-- we get an AB health scare, Joel in eyeliner, and a big Lavon surprise that may involve a manicure. Plus, Honorary Hart Chick THE Jon Timmons is here to get another lesson in relationships and feelings. Help us make it through the night, dear hearts.<br /> ...

Jaleh is still living that sick life & Jessica is full of pizza & beer, so we're at our very best to discuss even more season 3 hijinks. We have a two prong approach, just like Zoe, so listen in to see if it works for any of us, including Zoe's Cohen. Plus, Frank is Keith Mars, Lemon busts out the big stencils, and George gets a franks-and-thumbs. Star wipes all around, dear hearts.<br /> ...

Welcome to Antic Time in Bluebell, and we celebrate by going all over the map with Honorary Chick Jamie. Join us as we travel from Viking vacays to SHUT UP JOEL to Chekov's Reginald VelJohnson. We definitely think you should slip on down to the OH-asis with us, dear hearts. Even if Jamie doesn't understand.

Happy Season 3, y'all! It turns out, whenever Jaleh said that Things. Will. Happen., she was referring to this episode, where it's ALL THE THINGS. We cover New York real estate, Peak Lloyd, the best movie montages, and everyone's favorite new character. Who says you can't go home? Not us, dear hearts.<br />

Hey dear hearts, whatcha doing? It's a holiday weekend here in the US, and your co-hosts have been dealing with Some Stuff, so we thought it was a good week to minisode. This week, it's all about Jessica BS and her amazing predictions. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and if you're lucky snot won't come out of your eyes before we tackle season 3.<br />

It's been A WEEK, dear hearts. So, you are getting a real Basic B*tch recap. We're looking back on season 2 as a whole. We've got our top 3 episodes, Townie Royale, production love notes, and an amazing Scott Porter TV Pitch Hour. Plus, our dearest heart Russell Lloyd has a laundry list of questions and we say one more goodbye to DJ EJ. You know, your typical season wrap-up stuff.<br /> ...

It's the season 2 finale, and THINGS. ARE. HAPPENING! Is Zoe gone forever? (No!) Is Jonah? (Probably...) Is George? (Maybe?) Plus, we go SO all in for Tim Matheson that even HE notices, and Gloriana is a band. Make sure to stay to very end for a programming update, dear hearts.