Ear Goggles With Jeremy Aaron And Stacy

Jeremy has looked into the future and seen the way he is destined to die. Stacy is the most popular glass sorter on the show and Aaron smooth talks the ladies.  Next you're gonna tell me scientists are able to determine the sexual orientation of 5,000 year old skeletons. Now THAT would be a miracle.   Oh, wait...

So many morsels of goodness in episode #155 of TSRP! Jeremy learns that parents are pretty messed up people. Aaron learns a hard lesson about dishonesty in the workplace and Stacy learns some of her worst nightmares are coming true! It's a buffet of li'l treats for your ears to snack on. So get snacking before the honey badger bites your face off, stupid.

Jeremy is finally a baby-daddy and tells the heroic tale of how his daughter came into the world. Now he just needs to teach her to stay away from the Lawrence Taylors and Charlie Sheens of the world. While Jeremy has been busy learning to be a new dad, Aaron has been keeping up on daytime TV and game shows. What he found may surprise you. Also, Stacy has some harsh words for Hollywood after seeing "Black Swan".

The world is still reeling from the horrible and tragic news that no one can escape. Cap'n Crunch cereal may soon be a thing of the past. We try to hold back the tears as we sample Crunch Berries for what may be the final time. Also, Jeremy kinda flipped out when some douchebag yelled at him for no reason. Find out why that almost made him rip off his shirt and smash the dude. Download Episode #153. You wouldn't like us when we're angry.

People post weird things on Facebook.  Imagine how weird it was for Jeremy to see a recent video of his dad after not talking to him for more than a decade! We have the audio. We also make our predictions about who will be next to follow Charlie Sheen over the edge.

The bodies continue to pile up at Aaron's house as more animals are mysteriously slaughtered. Now it's all out war between him and a rebellious raccoon. Meantime, Jeremy begins a new pet cemetery when he finds a body in his front yard...can he bury it without weeping like a little girl? Download Episode #151 before another innocent life is taken.

It may not be European 3D porn but Episode #150 sure is stimulating.  Download it now to hear why Charlie Sheen is either a douchebag or the world's best scam artist.  We'll also take you inside the doctor's office for some very personal medical updates. Hint: It involves boobs.  Also, listener email, voicemail and GIFTS!

Sure, it won best picture but if you want to know the dirty little secret about The King's Speech, you'll have to download episode 149 of The Sibling Rivalry. We also have a sneak peek at a 2011 best picture contender. Also, our fascination with Charlie Sheen may never die. We have his latest rants ready to bang your ear drums.  BRING IT.

Get out the fancy plates and silverware...it's Oscar time!  Find out why even gratuitous sex isn't enough to get Jeremy to see a movie about ballerinas.  Aaron cruises the indie movie scene for some inspiration and Sheryl fills in for Stacy who stayed home, probably to watch a movie.

Stacy goes blind, Aaron works his way from the "skinny guy booth" to the "fat guy booth" at Applebee's and Jeremy decides what kind of stabby thing he needs to keep under the bed in case the terrorists or burglars win. Make sure you're well armed for episode 147 of TSRP...oh and there's a bonus clip available here or on the App. Enjoy.

Episode #146 is a full blown musical meltdown.  Stacy hates when divas "soul it up", probably because she has no soul.  Jeremy catches "Bieber Fever" when Darth Vader covers a Justin Bieber song.  Aaron whips out his "love gun" and shares why Kiss rocker Ace Frehley is part of one of his secret fantasies.  Rock out with your earholes out and download this episode now!

Whether you're a TV news reporter at the Grammys, a parent in a hurry with a car full of kids, or the employer of monkey butlers, it's easy to be misunderstood.  In Episode #145 we try to explain why Aaron thinks seat belts are unnecessary, why Stacy hates the local news and why Jeremy was almost castrated on his "babymoon".  It's all as clear as mud with just one click.

Who is that behind the microphone?  Is it Aaron or celebrity funny man Ray Romano?  For some listeners it's hard to tell.  For Aaron...that's hard to hear.  Listen to the side by side comparison in episode #144 to decide for yourself if each is the others audio doppelganger.  Oh, and there's cockfighting too.  Lots of hardcore cockfighting.

After a wild and crazy night at his baby shower, Jeremy struggles through another hung over episode of the Sibling Rivalry.  Helping nurse him back to health is very special guest Sean DeTore from The Mixtape and TBTL.  Plus, we'll tell you why Ronald McDonald is about to get executed.  Episode #143, complete with a mini bonus clip is warmed up and ready to slide into your ears.

Episode 142 features another edition of "Facebook Theater" starring Matt Damon! We also take a close look at the zodiac signs to determine if Jeremy's child will be born evil. Also, you may be surprised to find out which New Kid on the Block came out of the closet.  Listen now.  Your ears will love you for it.

Stacy's back!  With her comes the kind of conversation you might expect from us, about the usual hard hitting issues like awkward relationships with babysitters, hot monkey sex, ballerinas and spandex ass worship in Lincoln Park. Download episode 141 before it becomes illegal.

Ask and ye shall receive. At least that's what one knucklehead learned when he used the interwebs to ask for a small fortune. Join us as we spend a solid hour envying him and discussing all of the ways one million dollars could improve both your life and ours. Oh, and we'll also tell you why Four Loko is now for wusses.

There's a lot on the menu for episode #139.  We start with a taste of The Grapes of Rad as we're joined by Ben Parsons for the full hour.  Then we add a hint of couch cushions which one woman can't stop eating.  For dessert?  How about a little "Bitter Heart" as performed by Ricky Gervais in 1984 when he was a big pop star?  It's all here and ready to fill your ear holes with the unique flavor of The Sibling Rivalry. Ben hung out after the show and shared a few more stories with us.  Make sure you have our app so you don't miss out!

What's more fun than 31 ounces of cow's milk and a little sugar?  Episode # 138 of course!  Download it and find out why animals everywhere are dying, Canada hates the Dire Straights, nobody wants to hug Jeremy and why Aaron hates dogs.  It's tastier than a Starbucks Trenta!

Hop in your Delorean and come along for the ride as we read emails about stuff we said on past shows, alter the future with our dress code and see what's still to come, now that we all have crappy new zodiac signs.  Download episode #137 before it's too late!