Ear Goggles With Jeremy Aaron And Stacy

Turn out the lights Corky, it's time for romance. In episode 236 Jeremy goes out of his way to celebrate Valentine's day with his family. Aaron makes no effort whatsoever and Stacy almost forgot what day it was. Find out why all three approaches to this made up holiday end in near disaster. Also, we found out what really killed Whitney Houston...butt hash. Listen for details. (Look for a bonus clip on the official TSRP App)  

Stacy loses some tape and Jeremy spills some eggs. Find out why these minor incidents send both of them into a hate fueled spiral of rage. Also, Aaron gets a mysterious text message that makes his wife suspicious and angry. Listen or you'll make us all very angry, and you wouldn't like us when we're angry.

On his crazy new diet Jeremy may be losing weight but is gaining knowledge about how to keep booze on the menu. Aaron gets in trouble for the photo he posted on Facebook and Stacy gets ready to move into her new house that started falling apart as she was handed the keys. Also, we say goodbye to the network we've called home for nearly a year.

As the bills pile up, Jeremy turns to Craigslist to sell...pretty much everything. Obviously, that doesn't go well. Also, find out how an insurance salesperson talked her way into Jeremy's house and what she did that got her thrown out. Oh, and Paula Deen has diabetes. We'll share one of the recipes that likely gave it to her.

The president delivers what could be his final state of the union address. Find out why we're pretty sure he's preparing for a career in pop music. Also, Stacy orders a bunch of clothes in an Ambien induced coma. We'll tell you how the order still arrived after being involved in a train derailment. 

Wind up the way back machine and join us for a party sometime  in the 50s. While you're all dressed up we'll check out a child beuty pageant and see how the kids are getting all hopped up to perform. Also, a very public marriage proposal goes very wrong.

Help us celebrate in episode #230. It's Stephen Hawking's 70th Birthday! He was even nice enough to sing us a song for this special occasion. We also open up the mail bag and have a lot of laughs at suicide...because it's funny. Join us won't you?

We told you a lot of terribly embarrassing and horrifying stories in 2011. We picked out a few to relive the trauma all over again. Also, Jeremy is forced to make an impossible choice between new technological toys. Meanwhile another animal must be destroyed at Aaron's house. Happy New Year!

The new calendars may say 2012 but in episode 228 it's still totally the 80s. We have an exclusive sneak peek at the new Van Halen tour, we uncover the subtle racism in a classic song from Starship and we rely on Hall and Oates to save us from ourselves on more than one occasion. 

Our annual Christmas spectacular includes phone calls from Santa Claus himself as well as Steven Hawking's girlfriend and we countdown some of the naughtiest christmas songs ever. Also, Ben Huh from icanhazcheezburger.com joins us with a warning about what lawmakers are threatening to do that could change the internet forever.

A very serious butter shortage in Norway suddenly gets hilarious as Norwegians take their anger to Youtube blaming Americans for eating too much butter. Meantime, if the butter consumption doesn't kill him the neti pot will certainly bring about Jeremy's untimely death. 

For generations it's been a holiday tradition to watch the Christmas classic, Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer. An equally grand tradition returns as Aaron explains once again the REAL reason they wouldn't let Rudolph play in any reindeer games. In completely unrelated news what does it say about Aaron and Jeremy that they were such big fans of Wham in the 80s?

Threatening to wipe out his entire family, Jeremy battles a ferocious case of the flu and lives to tell the story. Also, find out why you should always wash brand new clothes before wearing them for the first time. These are just a couple of the hard hitting issues discussed on the latest TSRP while we pound a few of our favorite winter beers.

Stacy loses her car for the second time in one week. This time Jeremy is with her and they are trying to get home after a night at a local beer festival. Obviously, this can't end well. Also, Aaron drags his family to the new Muppet movie. Find out why he was certain that someone would kick him and his kids out of their seats.

Just 24 hours before show time Jeremy experiences the most frightening 3 minutes of his life. Find out what happened that almost changed his life forever. Also, Aaron joins the rest of America by being sick of Adele.

Thanksgiving as we know it almost ended in a fiery catastrophe while Jeremy continued to stuff his face with molasses cookies. Aaron's holiday was ruined by black friday greed...does that make him racist? Also, despite being a new dad Jeremy finds time to watch a lot of football with a lot of his dude friends and makes parenting look easy again...or so he thinks.

It's Jeremy's first Christmas as a dad and his hunt for the perfect gift leads him to a disturbing discovery at Toys R Us. Meanwhile, he and Stacy are jealous of Aaron for not having a TV because they can't stop watching theirs. Also, listeners are traumatized by recent episodes. Find out why by listening to this one!

Aaron sides with police who pepper spray peaceful protesters on the campus where he got both of his fancy master's degrees. Sheryl fills in for Stacy and tells the horrific tale of getting pepper sprayed herself...sort of. Also a werewolf is caught masturbating in a department store. Find out how he damaged hundreds of dollars worth of sweaters in the process.

The hilarious Jimmy Pardo from the "Never Not Funny" Podcast and from "Conan" joins us to talk about podcasting and how he's using it to save the lives of children all over the world. Also, Stacy has Gosling Boner, Jeremy hates the new Twilight movie and Aaron almost accidentally kills himself...again.

The guys from Stack of Dimes hang out with us at Cinebarre where we awkwardly talk about awkward times to get aroused, how awkward it would be to use tampons soaked in vodka and how awkward it is that Jeremy is looking forward to seeing the new Twilight movie. It's all very awkward.