Kakos Industries

in which the Cult of Ohh Ahh makes an appearance, the Celebration of Books is recapped, preparations are made for Halloween, Corin gets some heartfelt advice, Kimmie finds something new to do, and Penny Lobe “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawin. Do Evil Better. Transcription:

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in which closets are cleaned out, you hurt in the thinky place, you had a weird nap, you get ready to read a lot of books, Corin stumbles into a minefield, and Colin Leaf “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription:

in which you care for a delicate plant, the Festival of Fertility is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Somnambulation, the renegade sex toy has gone full-on cult leader, Kakos Industries introduces a new girl group, we hear something we probably shouldn’t, you are reminded to do your kegels, and Morton Thyme “wins” […]

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in which the CEO Festival and Festival of the Dance are recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility, Kimmie sets a record, we hear an annoying noise, and Tiptoes Poe “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawin. Do Evil Better. Transcription:

In which your arms get tired, Corin plays some audio files, Kimmie gathers a crowd, the renegade sex toy keeps on keepin’ on, and a dot “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription:

Today’s episode features Philip Haldiman, who played Denny in the cult movie The Room. Transcription:

in which we hear a loud thumping, you no longer feel compelled to feel anything, you did some things at Evil Con, preparations are made for The CEO Festival, you hear some incendiary political speech, things get real boring, and then things get real messy. Do Evil Better. Transcription:

Scapegoat Conrad Miszuk was interviewed on The Naked Diner. Check it out here! Transcript:

in which Corin goes totally off-script, the Celebration of Self Love is not recounted, you get a vague notion for what Evil Con 2016 might look like, you hear some things you probably shouldn’t, and Gavin “The Wrecking Ball” Murray “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription:

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in which you feel some things, you are still on the lookout for dolls, the Festival of Quiet Evils is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love, we hear from an old friend, and Tilda Meepmeep “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription:

We made our #fanfucktion goal! Also, Conrad appears on the new episode of Ars Paradoxica (arsparadoxica.com)!

in which you are visited by an unwelcome presence, some robots do what they do, you test out a new app, preparations are made for things to get quiet, Tonia Wilson is spotlighted, Corin complains, a giant falls, and A. D. “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription:

in which the Nudity Festival cum Ultra Nudity Festival cum Dark Mega Nudity Festival is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Innovation, the renegade sex toy had drawn a following, the second Shareholders’ Brawl is recapped, Kimmie and Maggie share a strained greeting, shit gets regal, and Dimple Deblinski “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. […]

in which you feel a pinch on your ear, the Water and Earth Festivals are recapped, preparations are made to get really hairy everywhere, Wyoming becomes more promiscuous, you beg for some vitamin D, Corin finds a board game he’s been missing, and Anaya Namaya “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription:

in which nothing bad happens, Kakos Industries takes a much needed break, you answer a phone call, we hear about some tubers, Corin rides a rollercoaster, we prepare to look deep underwater and deep within ourselves, something regal happens, Corin talks like a pirate, and Molly Bloomth “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription:

in which continuing the war becomes difficult, The Blood Sacrifice to Literally Any Deity that’s Listening or In the Neighborhood is recapped, preparations are made for the Agriculture Festival and the Festival of Doom, we get filled in on recent events regarding Kiarawa, Soundman Steven gets harder, and Dudley Abednigo “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do […]

in which Kiarawa’s forces are just outside, the Celebration of Self Pity is replaced, preparations are made for The Blood Sacrifice to Literally Any Deity that’s Listening or In the Neighborhood, the Darkest Universe is attempted once again, some dirty, sexy things happen that make everyone uncomfortable, and contact is made with a long lost […]