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Grab a beverage, drop your pants, and enjoy your FUHcast! Jim gets sloppy with this week's Rundown. Both of the guys are in physical pain after enduring another one of Jim's epic moving days. Heavy traffic, hash tags in the sky and guys in funny pants invade the Chicagoland area as the PGA Ryder Cup comes too close to FUH. Facebook has begun pulling FUH's invisible fans away, but they are giving everyone else gifts.....kinda. ***NOMINATE FUHcast FOR COMEDY AND PEOPLE'S CHOICE*** Can Justin Timberlake do anything to bring MySpace back or is it too little too late? Will FUH make themselves a nest in the new MySpace? The internet has FINALLY given you a place to search for porn (/sarcasm) and the guys explore this wonderful place for you. Bill and Jim play the "Who To Blame Game" when a live suicide happens on television and then spreads like e-herpes across the internet. Speaking of herpes, a new sensation is sweeping American college campuses: butt chugging. It's definitely not how your grandpa used to get dru

Bubble wrap your breakables and strop your blades, it's FUHcast time! Bill unpacks this week's cutting rundown. Jim wants to go see movies, but real life got in the way as he prepares to move......again. Jim thinks that if there is a walk of fame for GOOD movie stars (and movies), then there should be a walk of shame for BAD movie stars (and movies). Bill agrees, but thinks it needs a better name. Bill tells tells us how he's getting less hairy for less money in a way that's more retro than he's used to. A man in California made a fool of himself in the eyes of his neighbors when he countered his neighbors loud gospel music with the sound of hardcore porn. Green Day frontman has a poor little rich rock star tantrum an internet based music fest before taking a staycation at a rehab facility. Heartless Bill thinks that famous people are too quick to jump into rehab these days. Did a woman in Nigeria really give birth to a horse or is it just a sticky publicity grab or the worst kind? The guys look back at the o

Look! It's the very best FUHcast you'll ever listen to! Jim spins out a brand new Rundown before telling the listening audience all about his Indiana Jones movie marathon experience. Bill shares a few of his Blu Ray pet peeves. Doc Richard writes in to remind the guys that people from other countries do in fact listen to the show (Bill reads a list). Find out how Dr. Pepper almost brought God to his knees (not so much). Dan Aykroyd! Bill discusses what will be on his DVR this coming fall season and he'd love for you to check out the article he wrote about it on the website. Apple had their big keynote last week and the guys share their views on the newly announced iPhone 5 (and the slightly creepy Tim Cook). Does it stack up to the competition? Nintendo kinda announced some more details on their upcoming console, the Wii U. FUH gives you the scoop and some insight into their buying decisions. Bill gives a short review but big recommendation for a video game to close out the show. Be sure to come back next wee

No puns, just FUHcast! Bill kicks the show off with the  Rundown before giving a brief and SPOILER FREE review and overall recommendation (?) of the pilot episode of NBC's sci-fi show, Revolution. Not to let television off the hook, the guys take a moment to highlight some of NBC's past failures of judgment. Jim takes a moment to demonstrate why stuffed animals do not make adequate noise mufflers. A brief discussion on who would win in a big box store fight to the death between Target and Walmart. G4/G4TV is going the way of the metrosexual in 2013. FUH takes a look back at the network's history and predicts it's future. Amazon is unleashing a slew of new Kindles into the already polluted ereader/tablet marketplace. Are they worth a look? In other tech news, Apple and Samsung are not getting along. Did Samsung attempt to pay Apple off with nickels? Is Apple taking their ball and going home by ordering parts for their products elsewhere? Why does Apple try to fix their problems by just creating new products wi

***WARNING: This episode is saturated with sexual content. Definitely not safe for work or impressionable kids.***  It's time to strap on your Bill and Jimmy caps and get down and dirty with the FUHcast! Jim moistens your show holes with sensual Rundown. Before jumping in the gutter, Jim gives us a patented SPOILER FREE review of kid-friendly ParaNorman. Jim also saw "cult" favorite The Big Lebowski at a suburban theater; a story which leads into a tirade on murderous urban hipsters and Sam Elliot's mustache. Shy-ah, She-a.......the kid from Transformers went on a television talk show and started a ridiculous tabloid sex scandal that FUH (and any outside of Hollywood press) quickly defuses. Also discussed: unsimulated sex. Amish kingpin Sam Mullet Sr. (not making that up) is back in the news. This time, the don of barn raising is sexing up the unattended married women in Amish country. Have you ever wanted to hear an 80 year old Canadian woman give you instructions on how to properly perform oral sex? Good! J

Roll for perception, you've encountered a FUHcast! Bill weaves the show's tale with the weekly Rundown. Jim is back with some great stories about his extended weekend at Gen Con 2012. Find out about some of the more unsavory aspects of a geek convention. You'll also hear about some great games and cool films that only a con like Gen Con can bring. Jim kicks off the first official FUHcast contest, complete with prizes straight from the con (don't worry, they're clean)! FUH takes a moment to teach everyone how to care for their comic books. Bill and Jim mourn the recent loss of Muppet legend Jerry Nelson. OnLive was nearly Offdead, but things seem to be okay for customers. T3 calls in to bum everyone out with news of the end of an era. NBC will be host to Michael J. Fox's non-time traveling vehicle back to television. Collect your experience points and get ready to do battle with next week's FUHcast! ****Check out FILEUNDERHORRIBLE.com for this week's ENHANCED show notes to enter the first FUHcast listener con

Get in the Gorrilla position, FUHcast is about to make it's entrance! Bill welcomes frequent contributor and friend of the show Tommy "T3" Else as guest co-host since Jim is in Indiana for Gen Con 2012. Tommy observes that Indiana gets a lot of flack and Bill understands why. Tommy's online presence brings in a record amount of voicemails into the FUHcast Hotline, including one from Tommy himself.......addressing himself. The guys discuss some of the more annoying memes that pop up on Facebook. Find out what color palette T3 can't stand! T3 is one of the loyal Google+ users out there. Tommy tells us about the genesis of his web chat series, The T3 Universe Live, including a frightening story involving a sound recorder. Bill grills Tommy about his involvement in Billy Corgan's Resistance Pro wrestling. The conversation turns to some more personal questions from Tommy's fans as Tommy fields questions from the FUHcast Hotline and email. Tommy plays a quick round of The Dating Game as he describes his ideal mate.

Pre-recorded for your re-listening pleasure, it's FUHcast! Jim  Rundown. A voicemail from a listener who tells us about a common FUHcast problem starts off the show.  Bill wants to what the listeners' FUHcast listening rituals are. Bill also teaches everyone how to hum and teaches Jim how to accept love. Jim announces that he will not be on next week's show since he will be on-location at Gen Con 2012 in beautifl Indianapolis, Indiana. Fear not, a good friend of the show will be sitting in. Jim reads a Facebook fan page message from a listener in Kenya. Bill reads a message in the stars (or just Chile) from the Doc. The guys revisit The Nerdist conundrum. Jim hits us with (what turns out to be) a SPOILER FREE review of Total Recall (2012)! Jim also discusses the trailer for Taken 2. In video game talk: the Ouya wraps up it's Kickstarter, Blizzard.net kinda gets hacked, and Bill reviews the (in his opinion) disappointing Deadlight. Dearly departed Beastie Boy Adam Yauch vows to not sell out his music from beyo

Be mindful of who might be listening, it's time to play a slightly extended FUHcast! Bill does a head check of the room before delivering the Rundown. Despite the bad reviews, Jim really wants to see Total Recall. Bill thinks someone looks like someone else's something. The hardest working man in show business becomes a permanent fixture in the FUHcast Studio. The guys briefly revisit the topic of homophobic fried chicken and it's ugly presence on our social networks. NBC's weird apology for something not actually racist seems to make them even more racist which makes FUH wonder if perhaps society is just TOO politically correct these days? China's Dong flips and spins it's way into the American Olympic fan bandwagon. Facebook is finally cracking down on and eliminating millions of fake/misused profiles. Snoop Dogg is changing his moniker to Snoop Lion. Will the new name bring him a new career? Bill and Jim wonder why Shark Week is a thing. Utah is on the hunt for a man dressed like a goat; a Goatman, if you

How would you like a nice subpar chicken sandwich and a side order of FUHcast? How about just a FUHcast, then? Great! Jim serves up this week's Rundown before joining Bill in announcing that FUH now has a presence on both Pinterest and Tumblr. Jim has an error to fix from last week. You might even say that he has a SCORE TO SETTLE. The guys wonder why NBC is even bothering to make a Munster's reboot if they're changing everything about it. AMC's The Killing may have survived to season 3 if it changed everything about itself. Learn all about how rich celebrities are taking over the one bastion that entertainment's little guy has left. The Ouya is jumping in bed with OnLive (you'll want to listen closely if you have no idea what either of those things are). The guys drop their two cents on the human/civil rights vs fast food chicken debacle that's captivated the nation lately. The show wraps up with File Under Horrible's Olympic Minute (unofficial). Pull your earholes to the first window and we'll see you next

Pardon them while they whip it out, it's a brand new FUHcast! Bill exposes us to the Rundown. Jim's saw The Dark Knight Rises and batarangs us with a SPOILER FREE review. Bill gets Jim's concession confession. Bill shares his secret to sneaking goods into a theater. Because it seems impossible not to mention, the guys share their thoughts on the senseless murders at the theater in Colorado. Did you hear the one about the 78 year old actor who went into a porno theater and got caught pulling his Pee Wee? No? You have to hear Fred Willard tell it! FUH reminisces about a local porn store from their formative years. An underage toe sucker in New York gets caught and logically blames the government. Rush Limbaugh pushes another stillborn conspiracy theory related to TDKR out of this always wrong vagina. Facebook question and FUHcast Hotline questions close out the show. The menu includes: Jim vs digital comics, best in show at the San Diego Comic Con, and will FUH watch the Olympics (?). Remember to shake and get

Fresh but not so clean, it's FUHcast! Jim unwraps the show and exposes the Rundown. The guys begin the show with listener feedback; first regarding celebrity fragrances. FUH has a great idea for a custom Ernest Borgnine bottle. Bill addresses (again) his hatred of urinals and his most recent urinal failure. Bill and Jim discuss the pros and cons of reading on the toilet. T3 calls in to express his distaste for downloadable video game content. New caller and fairly new listener calls in to thank Bill for his e-sistance in getting justice from Sony Electronics. The guys talk about how to use the power of Twitter for good, not petty poop. What would you do to land a crappy job? A man in Nebraska is willing to blow the whole place up. America Idol may soon be judgeless, so FUH decides to judge the worthiness of the show in general. The guys also discuss the possible issues with the rumored Idol judge replacements. Are you sick of hearing about the Cruise/Holmes split? Too bad! But if it makes you feel better,

Turn your ears if you have a weak stomach, we've got a FUHcast! Bill makes things weird with The Rundown. Jim gives an amazingly SPOILER FREE review of The Amazing Spider-Man. FUH pays tribute to the recently departed Andy Griffith in their own special way before marveling at his grease lightning race to his secret island crypt. At the same time, Jim jinxes Ernest Borgnine to death. Have you seen Ron Howard's head recently? Hopefully he won't be dead soon. A New Mexican can't sell her soul if she tried....and she tried.....on eBay. It turns out that having a brutal public meltdown and destroying your career doesn't lead to the public's lasting interest as Charlie Sheen is quickly learning in regards to FX's Anger Management. Take a trip to the pissy side of Detroit for a night at File Under Horrible's Imagination Theater. This week, a feature starring a talking urinal cake! The guys imagine all of the possibilities in celebrity fragrances when discussing Jon Bon Jovi selling (out) a new Avon scent. The show w

Pull out your notebooks, it's time for your weekly FUHcast! Jim spells out the show with this week's Rundown. Is Facebook replacing your weatherman and your sportscaster? Might as well! Bill takes a moment to give anyone listening a spelling and grammar lesson. In Movie Talk, Jim gives another classic SPOILER FREE review of Pixar's Brave. The guys analyze late night host Craig Ferguson's psyche. Jim is excited for Marvel's newly announced Guardians of The Galaxy movie. Bill envisions an Iron Man reboot starring a shirtless Channing Tatum. Bill is not excited by comic book movies in general, including the upcoming Dark Knight Rises. The guys pick on the internet over the Back To The Future meme that spread it lies across the internet recently. Tommy (T3) calls in to thank the guys for a very special phrase. Twitter and LinkedIn broke up and are asking you to chose sides. Facebook is about to introduce the "Want" button; a topic that calls to question social marketing in general. Nintendo says that Wii U's inte

Round 3, FUHcast! Bill opens up the show with a vicious Rundown. The FUHcast office now has an air conditioner which means less soggy shows. Bill really wants to do the show from the inside of a meat cooler, but Jim doesn't want a watch (just listen). Jim is, however, excited for this summer's movie lineup. Movie Talk starts to happen, but runs off into a tangent on digital streaming/downloads vs physical media. Back to movie talk, Bill points out that Bruce Willis is a different, weird guy in indie flicks. The guys aren't too keen to see Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Enjoy a mini-discussion on sci-fi television, namely Falling Skies. The subject switches to video games with topics including, but not limited to: Jim's recent Minecraft addiction, how Jim got his groove back with Diablo 3 and Nintendo's 3DS double dip gamble. Mike Tyson is beating......sorry.....hitting Broadway with his one-man-show with the help of director Spike Lee. Mike stopped on the Today Show to talk about why he's now a vegan.......

Straight out of Bill's sinus cavity and into your ears, it's post-nasal FUHcast! Jim disrupts the beginning of the show with a Rundown. Tommy (AKA T3, AKA Eric St. Vaughan) calls into the FUHcast Hotline to thank Bill for coming out to see him perform at Resistance Pro wrestling's "Taken By Force" event in downtown Chicago. The extremely needy and annoying FUHcast studio cat makes a surprise appearance. FUH reviews a YouTube personality who just isn't quite up to snuff. Movie Talk kicks off with another one of Jim's SPOILER FREE review of Prometheus; but not before the guys take a moment to make fun of crappy domestic beer and scarf wearing hipsters. The appeal of movies like Rock of Ages and That's My Boy are discussed, along with my Adam Sandler needs to die a quick Hollywood death. Find out what it would sound like if Tim Allen had sex with John Travolta while Adam Sandler watched. Paramount Pictures' problems are discussed, covering the fate of G.I. Joe, TMNT, and the money sucking suck fest that is World

Board up you windows, the FUHcast has risen! Bill hacks his was through the Rundown before Jim discusses his NON-murderous Memorial Day weekend and shares his SPOILER FREE review of Men In Black III. Bill wonders (aloud) why Saturday Night Live is still on the air before sharing his stories of electronic child abduction, shameless self-promotion, and drunkenness while on his vacation in "the Hamptons of the Midwest, Door County Wisconsin". The discussion turns to the recent horrific news events concerning homeless face eating, intestine tossing, and biochemical spills of Romero proportions. News of DC Comics rebooting a Green Lantern as a gay superhero sparks a discussion on discussions concerning gay and straight comic books some slightly confusing aspects of that whole.......topic. A quick game of "What's A Sex Organ" is played before FUH confirms that comic books cannot turn children gay. George Lucas announces that he's making a change in  his life as if anyone will care or notice. Bill and Jim expose "in

It doesn't matter if you were a flannel wearing mumbler or sweating-too-much mother-knocker-outer, you lived through the 90s and it's music helped you make it out alive. Like everything else in life, there was definitely some good, bad and HORRIBLE music in the 1990s. Join Bill and Jim as they take you through an audio retrospective of the decade of discontent. The guys tasked themselves with each finding 5 songs from the 90s that they feel deserve placement in the "HORRIBLE" category. There is bound to be some controversy, so grab a Boku and a Fruit By The Foot and try not to spaz out.  ****Check out FILEUNDERHORRIBLE.com for this episode's special artwork!**** Tweet us! We're @ FUHcast! Like Us on Facebook! Go to facebook.com/fileunderhorrible Email us! podcast@fileunderhorrible.com

Jim dons his riot gear and pushes back the rundown. The guys get local and talk about Chicago's fast and furious heat wave and the not so fast and annoyingly furious protesters at the Chicago NATO Summit. Jim gives us another spoiler free review of the ever so creepy Jonny Depp in Dark Shadows. The topic switches over to girls who grow up on camera and the men who covet them just a little too early (like Creepy Uncle Jim). Will Smith was caught on tape bitch slapping a celebrity news reporter in Russia recently. Was it a love tap or a premeditated Fresh Prince of "Bitch, I'll Split Your Wig"? Details in the story lead to a short discussion on gay marriage and FUH's thoughts on President Obama's recent statement on the topic. The future of SNL is brought up quickly before Jim gets to talk about the recent backstage firing on his favorite television show, NBC's Community. Bill believes that the internet is the new bastion for television shows that are put out to pasture. Thirty minutes of (previously exclusive)

What was I saying! Oh yeah! Welcome to FUHcast! Bill chimes in with the rundown. Nothing much happened this week for the boys, so we get right down into it. Jim talks about his frustration with the Ultimate Spider-Man comic series. The guys examine Harvard's recent study on Facebook over sharing. Is it really as satisfying as a sexual encounter? Hear about what happened to Bill after he took on 30 ounces of milk. Bill wants to create a college course dedicated to proving that Alton Brown (who Jim LOVES) is a zombie. The conversation then switches to John Travolta's sex scandal, but not before a discussion on Estelle Getty, loose meats, words some people don't enjoy, the trouble with talcum powder and poor commercial placement, and special vaginal products. How in the hell do you pluralize masseuse? After finally getting to the "meat" of the Travolta story, the guys discuss gay Hollywood before touching upon the music of Stevie Wonder and the possibility of Stevie accidently impregnating his sister. T