American Zero Podcast

American Zero Episode 59 is here for your weekly braingasm!  We touch on such topics as the oldest runner ever, keeping bullets in your oven, and a woman getting drunk and calling 911 for cigarettes.  Murray discusses his issues with the harlem shake and tells his story of when he went to the Breaking Dawn Premiere. Wes brings up the the fact that you never see anyone you want to see while your shopping at Walmart and we have so much more.  Tongues getting bit off, pit bull sex in vegas and a guy carrying heroin in his butt.  Tell your friends and subscribe today!

This episode features discussions on dumb car jackers, crazy boxing intros, and a super fat cat.  We also get into robberies gone wrong, the Fresh Prince causing a shooting scare, and killer sink holes.  Russian gangsters, Die Hard at Dairy Queen, and so much more.

This episode features discussions on Searching for Sugar man, a women calling 911 at least 59 times, and ignoring the Phelps family.  We also discuss a drug dealer pocket dialing the police, stolen porn collection, and a bike seat going up a boys butt.  

AA meetings, killing mice, and movie money all featured on this episode.  We discuss everything from getting caned in public to Wes not wanting a women with Murrays shoe size. Shaving cream scented like bacon, dead actors playing zombies in a movie, and Wes has problems with being himself on the show because Murrays children are in the next room.  

50 episodes deep!  Come join in the celebration as we party up for our 50th episode.  We discuss it all, wild sexual adventures, friends getting caught during alone time and we play a drinking game as we record the cast.  We discuss white power milk, Katt Williams going crazy, and Bob Marley mellow energy drinks.  We also do our top 5 things we wish we could have from movies.  Listen up and enjoy the fun!  

Its time for the end, so come join in on the fun as we celebrate the apocalypse.  Wes beats a guy up at his old apartment, Murray smokes up an entire street with his car, and Darrel is now known as the rapper 2 seats.  Darrel defends his house naked with a samurai sword, Murray terminator scans women and at some point we discuss our celebration of our nipples.  We also talk about things we would gladly have come to and end in the apocalypse.  

Finally the crew has returned for podcast greatness.  Darrel is courteous to his mail carrier, teen girls carrying a fetus, and a teacher passes out after doing heroin in class.  Darrels friend is hit by a train, Murray is called a racist when speaking about black comedians, and Murray hates on tons of stuff.  Oh yeah this weeks biggest surprise is we get drunk!  How about that!  Tell your friends, like us, and follow us on twitter.  #dontgetdead 

WE HAVE RETURNED!  This time we do it sober!  This episode features discussion on Breaking Bad, Alex Rodriguez, Kidd Kraddick, and so much more! Hitting on 911 operators while drunk, bird poo facials, and losing your penis.  We also have an important announcement about the future of the show.  So listen up and tell your friends!  #Itunes, #stitcher, and hit us up on #twitter.  #American Zero #Podcast.  TELL YOUR MOM!

We kick it old school with only Wes and Murray on this episode.  We talk movies, Television and so much more.  Clowns put out a hit on a member of the cartel, Louis Delmas has a pet alligator, and John Travolta being gay.  Murray has issues with a guy that pretends he's a dog and Wes tells stories about his family!     Movies featured  Pacific Rim The Heat The Conjuring.       Television shows Featured  Sons of Anarchy Homeland Walking Dead and more

This episode features a man attacking the wrong people with a saw, Grand Theft Auto 5, and the Dexter season finale (SPOILER ALERT).  We also discuss giant wasps, bandwagon fans, and watching porn at the library.  Subscribe on #itunes, follow us on #twitter.  Tell your friends!!!!!

This episode we discuss television shows, seeing Seinfeld live, and Nasa wants you to stay in bed for 70 days.   Adam tells a story about his dead cat, a guy gets a DUI on his lawn mower, and a cop busted for selling drugs.  Wes has issues with voice mail, and we play mary,f*ck,kill!  Episode 96 available now on iTunes, Stitcher, and blubrry.  #American Zero #Podcast #dontgetdead   Leave a review and follow us on twitter!

American Zero episode 95 available now!   This episode we discuss our favorite movies we seen this year.  We also touch on Sams Club being ridiculous, forks stuck in a penis, cutting florida off from the rest of the country.  Murrays old job gets robbed, Darrel unveils he is afraid of clowns, and Wes has issues with specimen cups in movies.  #dontgetdead

This weeks episode features testicle attacking monkeys, seeing your dads penis for the first time, and cults that are too crazy.  We also discuss kids playing sports just for college, how old men pee, and Adam and Murray almost have sex.  #AmericanZeroPodcast available on #itunes, #stitcher and just about anywhere else.  Tell your friends and leave a review #dontgetdead

American Zero Episode 93 available now!  We discuss Breaking Bad, Art sucking, and so much more.  We get angry about terrible shirts, racist Facebook post, and we challenge you to come up with other meanings for SMH!

This weeks episode is a lost episode.  We discuss many things but our ridiculous impressions of Bane dominate the show.  You be the judge if any of the impressions are good or were we just to drunk to know how bad we sounded.  Good times all the way.  #dontgetdead

We discuss stories of getting in trouble in grade school, learning to play the recorder, and getting teased.  Murray gets mad at performance art again, hates on Cinco de Mayo and super mexicans.  We also discuss a school prank that goes overboard, dead whales, and so much more.  Tell your friends, rate us on Itunes and subscribe.  Don't forget to follow on Twitter and like us on Facebook.

NBA bans Donald Sterling, robbing people with a syringe full of aids, and Darrel has ashey penis.  We also discuss our old crappy home movies, men being sissy on facebook, and May movie previews.  Tell your friends, subscribe on Itunes, like on facebook and follow on twitter. 

Episode 129 out now. This episode is all over the place and full of stories from our past! Bush diving, dogs getting mail, and this episode we play a game of Marry, F*ck, Kill.  Tell your friends, follow on twitter, like on facebook, subscribe and review on itunes.

Episode 128 out now!   This week steve is back!  A child gets stuck in a claw machine, Wes sets of his home alarm, and looking for bigfoot in the city.  Steve tells the story of masturbating with nare, zoning out in a womans conversation, and more.  Tell your friends, like us on facebook, follow on twitter, subscribe and leave a review on itunes.

Episode 127 out now!  This weeks episode features discussions on people sharing porn on facebook, a teacher getting a child beatup, and a dildo found in a fish.  Bad April fools jokes, issues with parents buying toys, and more.  Subscribe on Itunes, like on Facebook, and follow on twitter.