Domme Chronicles

This Domme Chronicles femdom podcast is available on iTunes. In this one, I answer the following reader questions: Offers of gifts: what would you do? What qualities do you like about your regular readers? Tasks for a sissy slut? Should he talk to a friend of 20 years about his desires? Have you read or seen ‘The Book of Revelation’? What did you think of it? How important is training (of a dominant)? Can a virgin be a dom? Where can I get BDSM toys and outfits? (I mentioned frugaldomme.com in this answer, but should have checked it out first … Continue Reading

Subscribe to my femdom podcast: iTunes ___ This is an experiment in podcasting, welcome to it *smile*. The Domme Chronicles podcast is available on iTunes and while some of my old audio clips have made it into the podcast, this is the first brand new one. There will be at least one more and then I will see how I feel about it. The questions I answered include: How can I make receiving anal sex more domly? Have you ever fed a man with your feet? I laughed a lot in here: you’ll have to listen to see why…… Continue Reading

This is what I sound like when I am slightly drunk, when I am writing and suddenly typing seems like too much trouble so I decide on audio instead, when I am languid and lounging on the couch, a slight slurring, almost in too much stupor to force the words past my lips… I suspect this is similar to how I sound after sex. ___ I like the pet name ‘baby’. It’s not because I infantalise my submissive. It’s because to me it communicates sex and caring and sweetness, all of those. I was going to write about this, but … Continue Reading

For Mystic: Her favourite poem. Because she would ask me why I loved her by Christopher Brennan (1870-1932) If questioning would make us wise No eyes would ever gaze in eyes; If all our tale were told in speech No mouths would wander each to each. Were spirits free from mortal mesh And love not bound in hearts of flesh No aching breasts would yearn to meet And find their ecstasy complete. For who is there that lives and knows The secret powers by which he grows? Were knowledge all, what were our need To thrill and faint and … Continue Reading

Yes, really! *laugh* Young slapshot has created this ring tone from a snippet of my Masocast interview. It’s perfect for work calls, calls from your mother, and it adds a classy touch to any social occasion. I particularly recommend it for special events like weddings and funerals. How much would you expect to pay? One million dollars??! No no, it’s FREE! While stocks last. And you also get a free set of steak knives*. Download here: Moo-Motherfucker You’re welcome! — * And by ‘free set of steak knives’, I mean ‘there are no free steak knives’… Continue Reading

I know most of you probably didn’t notice that I still had one more request to fulfil from my ‘Dommes don’t speak, they rawwwr’ post way back in June. I was asked for a snippet from my NaNo writing from last year. A cheeky request! I recorded this soon after the request, then stalled on posting it because I wanted to find a snippet I liked better. Then trawling through 50k words to find something I liked better seemed like too much work. So I stalled some more. But here it is, a piece that describes the shoes shown in … Continue Reading

I had another go at the recording I tried to make for my ‘gym bunny update’ post. I actually invited my twitter peeps to breathe and pant and swear with me while I was doing it, so I was talking to them in the recording. Normally, I don’t talk while I am killing myself with uber cardio. Well, okay, I might do an ‘oh my god!’ or a ‘fuck’, but I don’t generally encourage people, or myself. But this time, I am all about the encouragement!!! So here it is, the high point of my 20 minutes on the bike:… Continue Reading

I am still working through the requests from my ‘Dommes don’t speak, they rawwwr’ post (you didn’t think I’d forgotten did you?!). This is a reading of The couch, a gentle and incredibly sweet scenario I wrote about quite a while ago. — This recording courtesy of a request by: slapshot… Continue Reading

This is another request from my ‘Dommes don’t speak, they rawwwr’ post by Peroxide, who doesn’t even really like poetry, but requested that I read Sonnet XI, by Pablo Neruda, which I have posted previously. I love quite a few of Neruda’s poems; his passion and beautiful turn of phrase is compelling. Enjoy. — Sonnet XI, by Pablo Neruda I crave your mouth, your voice, your hair. Silent and starving, I prowl through the streets. Bread does not nourish me, dawn disrupts me, all day I hunt for the liquid measure of your steps. I hunger for your … Continue Reading

In this post, I fulfilled a couple of other reader requests from my ‘Dommes don’t speak, they raawwwrr‘ post who wanted to hear me telling them what to do, all stern-like. This was surprisingly difficult. With the first one, to make it interesting, I had to kind of set up the entire scenario. In real life, I’d be much more likely just to go, “Go and do the chores, boy” and expect him to get up off his arse and go do it. With the second, I was given a script that doesn’t at all reflect how I … Continue Reading

You asked for it, you got it!! In this recording are some of the requests from my ‘Dommes don’t speak, they rawwwr’ post. There is silliness and laughing and someone who might be me sounding very much like a Crocodile Dundee reject. Enjoy. The recording contains requests from: – michael – DumbDomme, Tom Allen – Peroxide – Coug – # [Hash] – ZeroToInfinity – Jerome The other requests are coming soon, in a blog post near you!… Continue Reading

I have done an audio reading before, and kept intending to do more and just never got around to it. Given I just wrote about reading this one as a bedtime story, I thought I would record it (see how that works? I am triple-dipping on that post!! This is what pure laziness looks like, people!). If you like it and want to hear more, then encourage me with flattery and champagne (okay, fine, just flattery then!). Last time I posted a reading, one of my audio-wizard readers cleaned up the file to improve the quality, so if … Continue Reading

I have been considering doing a reading on the blog for some time, so here it is. It is this post: Crash. It is a single, first take with mistakes and all, plus the ambiance of neighbourhood sounds (welcome to my home!)… This absolutely and definitively proves that Australians do NOT have an accent… If you find it enjoyable and you are interested in hearing more, then comment wildly and with enthusiasm.… Continue Reading