Direct Misfire

You listened to round 1 so we took that as confirmation to go ahead and bring you Kings of Fightclub Round 2!  Prepare yourselves once again for another totally professional and not-at-all wince-inducing action packed half hour.  Will your favourite make it into the next round? Tune in and find out.  Enjoy! This episode was brought to you by Maccwar's Curatives: Things go better with a Maccwar. 

We may not be keepers of many scared words but we're back! As voted by you the people, Direct misfire run through the Kingdom of Men Army review, this time in 3rd edition.  If you ever find yourself noticing a flesh wound or avoiding shubbery with your knights, then review is for you. Unless its a drink, put what ever is in your hands down, jump in your comfy chair and listen to Bensome, Sellick and Huw talk through the Kingdom of Men list in detail as we open your mind to ways of the Kingdom of Men. Enjoy and then get in touch with us on facebook or twitter! - Direct Misfire NOTE: This message was endorsed by hero and The Captain

Massage those eye muscles and loosen up those traps because a world of cringe is headed your way. Yes the first round of Kings of Fight Club has been completed and within are the results. Presented in a mock commentary sports gig type thing, listen as three guys with almost no commentary experience fumble their way through eight rounds of combat. Behind the curtain: we played a bunch of one vs one games using the paired heroes in a set, circular board. What you're about to hear is a dramatisation of the events that took place. Use of imagination is greatly advised. Enjoy!   PS. Let us know if this was any good. It took way longer to edit than normal and i'd rather not have to do it again if it causes irreparable ear damage. Cheers. -Bensome

First there was Morpheus and Neo (Keanu not Page) digitally fighting on the matrix, now join the slightly less dramatic hosts Bensome, Huw and Sellick to see how they have been juggling online gaming! Multiple tournaments in multiple systems with numerous amazing opponents all while in isolation While the restrictions are starting to ease in the southern hemisphere, the gaming is definitely ramping up! Grab a brush and some paint, give us a listen then jump onto facebook or twitter and have a chat! Happy Hobby! 

Lock the doors, close the shutters and don your N95 mask as the lads put the Ratkin army under the microscope. Join them at a safe distance as they isolate each aspect of the army and inform the public on the do's and don'ts on all things ratty.  Settle in for this quarantine-length episode and don't forget to wash your hands when it's done.  Enjoy!   PS: Huw makes many references to an "impeded" rule; he meant Hindered (I wasn't going to swap them out as it would have taken forever).  

Join Bensome, Sellick and Huw as we have a quick chat about what we've been doing during our Australian lock down! Between avoiding sneezes and dodging handshakes we've been thinking about you and want to know how you're getting through the covid19 pandemic! We're busy editing another podcast and rolling dice for Kings of Fightclub so get involved give us a listen!  We ;ook forward to hearing from you all on facebook or twitter!   Kings of War - Universal Battle 2 facebook group https://www.facebook.com/groups/545460108822989/  Kings of War - UB2 Australian Discord  https://discord.gg/YdESMxa  

After a few months amid the great Australian toilet paper crisis, Direct Misfire thought it was time for some third edition thoughts. Bensome, Huw and Sellick dive into some of their thoughts on the new edition, rules and tournaments before touching on the changes to the Kings of War Australian ranking system! So stop your toilet paper hording, grab a drink, strap on your headphones and give us a listen!  - Sellick Dont forget to vote on FB or Twitter! Convic 2020 Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/events/1245605632497019/

Live, unhinged, and recorded in Canberra; home of the Clash of Kings Australia 2020! Joined by special guests Andrew and Viv, the fellas discuss their predictions for the event before recounting their experiences.  Recorded over 2 days, the audio on this one isn't the greatest as the setup is different from the usual (so don't get used to it - this isn't going to be the new standard). Also for those with delicate sensibilities be warned. There's a few naughty words thrown about during the course of conversations. Enjoy!

As the year is coming to a close the fellas thought it might be nice to have a chat about the year that was. Join Bensome, Sellick, and Huw and they present the equivalent podcast version of a filler episode. They share the good, the bad, their hopes and dreams for 2020, as well as a swathe of other minor talking points.  I've said it before and i'll say it again (seriously, look at the 2018 wrap up blurb); from all the guys at Direct Misfire I'd sincerely like to thank you all for sticking with us and to continue enabling our obsession with war gaming. Take care of yourselves and each other over the holiday period. Enjoy!   -Bensome  

The third edition has dropped and with it, the first couple of third edition tournaments! Join the fellas once more as they numerate of some of the changes in V3, recount their experience in the latest Mikecon tournament, and Mr "At least i didn't come last in the Aussie Masters" Huw retells the ups and downs of attending the KoW Masters for 2019. Enjoy! ** If you wanted to check out the Masters lists, pop on over to our Twitter feed and check this tweet: https://twitter.com/DirectMisfire/status/1201024805350195200 (but seriously, well done Huw for competing in the 2019 Masters tournament)

Hark! Do thine ears deceive you? Nay, they do not for what you are about to experience is truth! Kyle "Pretzel" Przelenski, The Master of Crafted, joins the cast to open cans of worms, spill the beans, and upturn this barrel of monkeys. What does that mean? It means Kings of War 3rd edition rule leaks, that's what. Unveiled in this episode are a mixed bag of assorted special rules, interactions, future releases and *shock* the new armies revealed*. Enjoy!   * I apologise in advance ~Bensome

" What's this.. another episode.. but that's... two in a month!"  That's right imaginary person -  Bensome, Sellick and our extra salty guest Huw, return to chat through a couple of tournaments Convic & Hammerfall. We then finish with a quick chat about 3rd edition rumours that are floating about the deepest corners of the internet.  With the extra content in this cast, it's a touch longer than your average commute, so feel free to just stay on that train cause work can wait.  We may be frozen by the 3rd edition Kings of War releasing in a few weeks but, let us warm, and distract your hearts for the next hour and a half. Hope Enjoy! -Sellick Dont' forget to join the discussion on twitter and Facebook , where you can vote for the next Cloud Giant unit!

Hear ye, hear ye! Announcing the arrival of his royal highness. Slayer of fiends, lord of the tabletop, ruler or all, the Jeffrey of Traish! Yes, the long awaiting episode that was so good we had to record it twice. Champion of the World and all round gentleman Jeff Traish joins the cast to recount his victory over all others in the worldwide KoW UB tournament "Call to Arms 2".  He's mastered the game now he'll master your heart as the worlds best Kings of War player serenades you with some tips, tricks, and some nasty combos. Enjoy! 

Bensome, Sellick and special guest Huw return to the netisphere to discuss more Kings of War! "Low point" is an apt description of today's cast as it's all about strats, lists and the do's and do not's of low point games.  Also for added value Ronnie send is love with a very important message that no one should miss. Yes it would be easier to transcribe what he said into this description for your convenience but bugger ya; If you want dessert you need to eat your veggies. :p Enjoy! 

You can't get rid of them that easily! That's right, the lads have returned to caress your eardrums with their dulcet tones and harsh, abrupt censor bleeps. Join Bensome, Sellick and very special guest Huw as they chat about the spells and artefacts in the Clash of Kings  2019 supplement. Find out which items are worth your time and which spells are not.  All that and more on today's episode of Counterrr... Direct Misfire.   Enjoy!

A new year, a new Clash of Kings Australia round-up. Bensome, Spoon, and Sellick return along with special guest Huw, to recap all that went down at Cancon 2019. A language warning does apply for this episode, so keep the kiddies away lest you risk your children's ears from un-hearing some things. Also anyone who purses their lips at the sound of an f-bomb best you don't listen either. Thou haveth been warned-eth.   Otherwise, enjoy!