Good Night

I'm licensed to carry a pun. And I had to use it this time.

The show is called, "Tune In And Laugh At American Guys... Ha Ha."

What lights your limbic system? Here's ten of my top limbic system lighters.

March to a different accordian with me. Send "well" to hell.

I love being invisible. It let's me get into your head.

Sweat is good for the mind and body. Especially when some bodies are involved.

He was a comic book character with a huge heart. Wolfman Jack. "Wolfie" and I had a couple of things in common.

If the names Hendrix, Morrison, or Clapton mean anything to you, you should know about the man who said "no."

Would you care to drop over to my place, so I could show you my collection of fingerprints on the carpet...my dear?

That's what we used to tell each other. Remember?

I'd like to make the Fearful Fringe feel safe.

Our bodies are space ships, walking around on this strange blue planet. Some bodies walk a little nicer than others.

Ron Lundy died a few days ago. He was a big time New York disc jockey, and a friend.

Please don't hold a grudge at a guy who's made a smudge.

It's good to be back in my big, comfortable, black leather Pappa chair, popping percuset.

Guest host David Summer talks about Dick's recovery and another of those little misses.

Guest host David Summer talks about needful things and the little misses.

The Puma People of America is for Louie-Louie Generation folks who move like big cats, like having our backs rubbed, and spend as much time as possible brushing against certain nicely turned legs.

Once upon a time, there was a Pre-Louie-Louie Generation guy who was injured in a fight in the Navy. Maybe some guy took a swing at him because he had a funny name. The injury left him with a slight lisp. He had big ears too...and a big heart. Not exactly the makings of a career as a movie star. But that's what he was. The biggest...for a long time. He played tough guys with big ears...and big hearts. In other words, he played himself. His name was Humphrey Bogart. Some younger Louie-Louie Generation folks may not remember him. The rest of us will never forget him. Especially on Valentine's Day. Especially for the role he played in an old black and white film called, "Casablanca." He got it right in "Casablanca." He looked at Ingrid Bergman, who was possibly the most beautiful woman in the world at the time...and he said, "Here's looking at YOU kid." Bergman could fill the screen with just her eyes. And when he said that...she did. This is the story of a Valentine's Day dinner with my Lady Wonder Wench that I

What a time we've had. So far.